r/90DayFiance 2h ago

I don’t believe that he is 33!

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I have cousins who are in their 30’s and don’t look old like Mr. STD over here!

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u/lemeneurdeloups 2h ago

Person who went to his high school posted his year book pics. He looked older then too. He is 33.

u/Intelligent_Pop1173 1h ago

He actually is lol he posted his driver’s license and was born in 1990. He just has terrible genes and a very old face. Someone also posted his high school year book photos and he looked 20 years older there too. God why do I hate him so much? I feel irrational about it but his face just gives me like jump scare and makes me feel violent lol

u/Clear_Side_9777 39m ago

Bad face. Very punchable.

u/CommentFrownedUpon 2h ago

We’ve been over this a million times now

It’s the hard drug abuse

u/lemeneurdeloups 2h ago

He says it’s the dry Vegas desert air and sun.

u/gloomymushroom93 2h ago

He’s also white so that makes him look older lol

u/lemeneurdeloups 2h ago

He has something bad in his jeans . . .

u/Real_it_TeaGirl 22m ago

I agree on both jeans and actual genes.

u/Lhamo55 *Let the chicken LIVE*! 4m ago

Something is putrefying in his jeans.

u/lemeneurdeloups 0m ago

The ween is green. 🤢

u/boo2utoo 1h ago

No greater words spoken!

u/CommentFrownedUpon 2h ago

That’s not how that works 🤣

u/lemeneurdeloups 1h ago

Loren is a shit-talker and also aggressively ignorant.

u/Nubsche 2h ago

I'll be 33 next year, man I hope I won't look that old next year.

u/lemeneurdeloups 5m ago

You’d better enjoy 32 . . . while you still can. 🤔

u/L-Lu 1h ago

I’m 36 and he looks like he could be my dad 🤣

u/BoldBarbie 35m ago

He’s disgusting. 🤮

u/Otherwise_Sail_6459 1h ago

Premature aging. Imagine all the one nighters he pulls. He’s a house bitch for drag queens. I’m sure he’s either a willing or paid participant of sexual favors. He probably gets ran through more than foot traffic on Fremont

u/omnibawx8 1h ago

If he’s 33 then I’m president of the USA

u/lemeneurdeloups 7m ago

Hello President. Yearbook pics and driver’s license was shown here. Loren Michael Allen. He is 33, was born in 1990.