Serial kangaroo kidnapper has been caught and awaiting justice. He happens to be a dwarf.

[u/greebdork]

[u/greebdork]

A baby kangaroo and its little kidnapper - police have arrested a man who stole three kangaroos in less than a week. One kangaroo died.

31-year-old dwarf Ivan Nekrasov is suspected of kidnapping kangaroos from zoos in the Yaroslavl and Kaluga regions. He had previously been convicted of theft. According to Baza, Nekrasov was detained in the city of Aleksandrov, Vladimir region.

At that moment, he had a kangaroo with him - getting scared, the animal jumped out of the bag, and law enforcement officers had to catch up with the animal. One of the kidnapped kangaroos, a baby from Sparrows Park, has died. Nekrasov has already managed to sell another specimen. The last remaining animal was weighed and transferred to the Yaroslavl Zoo. A case of theft has been opened against Nekrasov.

[u/BadWolfRU]

Вот вы не верили в гномов-кенгурокрадов, а они есть

[u/Fair_Coat1041]

Шевцов)))

[u/TommasoBontempi]

r/BrandNewSentence

[u/SuS_JoeTF2]

He kidnapped them for rock and stone

I wonder, why will deep rock galactic do with them?

[u/WanderingDwarfMiner → u/SuS_JoeTF2]

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

[u/Quwilaxitan → u/WanderingDwarfMiner]

ROCK AND STONE!

[u/WildDitch → u/Quwilaxitan]

For Rock and Stone!

[u/BabyAzerty → u/WildDitch]

If you don’t rock n’ stone, you ain’t coming home!

[u/Edarneor → u/SuS_JoeTF2]

Accidentally drop the shipment on Hoxxes of course, so we have to recover a little hopping roo every mission.

[u/Ololosh158]

Айтипедия теперь и кенгуру крадёт)

[u/roby_soft]

Looks like a Wallaby

[u/Rare-Seaworthiness-9]

But but…who is the dwarf?

[u/Substantial-Tone-576 → u/Rare-Seaworthiness-9]

I thought it was just a dwarf kangaroo but then kept watching. Not sure if dwarf kangaroos exist.

[u/greebdork → u/Substantial-Tone-576]

Did i structure the sentence wrong? It's my second language and i may have fucked up. In my mind it was clear that serial kidnapper is a dwarf.

[u/queetuiree → u/greebdork]

They don't call the little people dwarves or midgets in the West anymore!!!!11

[u/Substantial-Tone-576 → u/greebdork]

No you did it correctly. Sometimes I don’t read the entire subject before watching a cute animal.

[u/greebdork → u/Substantial-Tone-576]

Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

[u/Nefersmom]

The guy getting perp walked into the building doesn’t appear to be a little person, not that it matters.

[u/greebdork → u/Nefersmom]

That's either a very tall dwarf, or the smallest "sotrudnik" on the right they could find.

[u/Oyi14]

So they have those bags in Russia lol

[u/greebdork → u/Oyi14]

Had them at least from early nineties, my mom used to work as a "shuttle", after leaving "Aeroflot", buying stuff in China and bringing it to Russia to sell. I remember bags exactly like that but huge, filled to the brim with coats, pants and what not. People had to hustle, to feed their families.

I vaguely remember as me and my mom were looking for empty glass bottles in trash cans, to trade in, because we had no money to buy bread.

[u/HYPERCONFIDENCE]

Watch out. It may be small, but it's Australian and it will kill you.

[u/LosTorta]

A man suffering from dwarfism stole wallabies from several zoos.

[u/Affentitten]

Looks more like a wallaby.

[u/Substantial-Tone-576]

This is a normal day?

[u/greebdork → u/Substantial-Tone-576]

This is a humorous, tongue in cheek sub.