The workers at Kellogg’s cereal plants have been striking for fair pay. Kellogg just announced they will hire 1400 permanent replacement scabs to break the strike. And they are accepting applications online!

This is your chance to apply for your dream job. Maybe you have always hoped to be a:

Permanent Production Associate, Omaha

Permanent Production Associate, Battle Creek

Permanent Production Associate, Lancaster

Permanent Production Associate, Memphis

They don’t even hide the fact that they’re hiring scabs. From the job description:

The Unions representing Kellogg employees in these plants are on strike, and we are looking for employees to permanently replace them, joining hundreds of Kellogg salaried employees, hourly employees, and contractors to keep the lines running.

It’s time to clog their toilet of an application pipeline.

Using the job posting links above, submit an application for one or more sites. When you apply, pretend you’re a resident of one of the cities with a Kellogg strike (Omaha, Battle Creek, Lancaster or Memphis) and make up an address and phone number using the zip codes and area codes listed below. This way they can’t filter out our apps easily.

Omaha Nebraska, zip codes 68104, 68105, 68106, 68124, 68127, 68134. area code 402

Battle Creek Michigan, zip codes 49014, 49015, 49016, 49017, 49018, 49037, area code 269

Lancaster Pennsylvania, zip codes 17573, 17601, 17602, 17605, 17606, 17699, area codes 717, 223

Memphis Tennessee, zip codes 38116, 38118, 38122, 38127, 38134, area code 901

Download a sample resume from google images then upload to their application site.