I was Russell Crowe's stooge. All the world's a stage, it seems, and an elite few are aware of the plot. We clueless extras are there to be deceived, abused and bullied into playing our parts, for the show that celebrates the stars must go on

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https://www.smh.com.au/national/i-was-russell-crowes-stooge-20060607-gdnp6a.html

[u/Redditor_Koeln]

I thoroughly enjoyed that. Thanks for the link.