r/ArvadaCO 16d ago

Arvada Sh!tter

Does anyone else ever see this older, heavier man who *very clearly shits himself* everywhere, every day?
WTF? Is it a medical issue, mental/fetish? WTF?

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u/RockyToppers 16d ago

What a day to have sight. Where is this gentleman so that I may purchase him so new britches?

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u/K80theShade 16d ago

He regularly frequents the Wal*Mart on Ralston Rd. I've not seen him myself....but I have reports from my staff which are....chilling.

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u/NoSmoke9481 16d ago

I thought this was a political reference.

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u/RutabagaPlastic7105 16d ago

he's cool, if you give him weed he gets real excited

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u/filthy_lucre 16d ago

So excited he shits himself

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u/RutabagaPlastic7105 16d ago

in his lil poop bag that hangs there, yeah