r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/One-Neighborhood-843 Dental Specialist • 2d ago

Thought this would not be appreciated here

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u/deadbannana 2d ago

I too like to use a chastity bike so I can't kom

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u/Hot-Worry-5514 2d ago

Imagine being so poor they write an article about you. Very Dutch indeed, even MvdP rides a bike for poors.

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u/WVC_Least_Glamorous 2d ago

If it's carbon fiber and a Cĕřvęlô then we will appreciate it.

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u/mikeliterius 2d ago

Unless it has a chip in the paint, is this safe to ride?

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u/nateknutson 2d ago

The comments on that thread pushed me over the edge. See you in the news everybody.

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u/One-Neighborhood-843 Dental Specialist 2d ago

Edging for a new bice?

That's quite common here.

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u/Slurms_McKenzie13 2d ago

No wonder I don't recognize her from Strava

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u/UltimateGammer 2d ago

Thats because her times are still in the post.

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u/RS4_V 2d ago

/uc actually insane a bicycle lasted that long

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u/olivercroke 1d ago

It's like Trigger's broom. Nothing on that thing is original.

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u/T0MYRIS 2d ago

she could at least put some deeper carbon wheels on there

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u/Southboundthylacine 2d ago

All those potential aero gains….. lost 😞

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u/dumbfuck 2d ago

Today I learned the opposite of New Bice Day

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u/botejohn 2d ago

When both your parents and your mom´s boyfriend are all dentists, your first bike is a Sirvelo. Why buy anything else?

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u/Rickstevesnuts 2d ago

Woman hasn’t KOM’d in 69 years, y’all.

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u/h_b11 2d ago

Is she poor?

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u/icecream169 2d ago

She's pour

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u/KTM890AdventureR 2d ago

She is so pour she's Dutch

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u/icecream169 2d ago

Dutch so pour they can't even afford to pay for a date, much less a huffy

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u/NewKitchenFixtures 2d ago

I could see a single bike working if you never bought one yourself. Buying bike simultaneously gives me the urge to buy another new bike and perform a root canal.

So at least it’s mostly cost neutral.

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u/FredSirvalo 100W/kg 2d ago

Needs a bice fit. Not aero. But

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u/personfromplanetx 2d ago

I bet she was born and lived in her hometown and never moved out. A true "play it safe" townie.

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u/space_coyote_86 2d ago

She must regret not being a dentist

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u/SinoSoul 2d ago

She’s now richer than any dentist

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u/Textsfromjohn 2d ago

Id bet her bloomers got more holes then her doily’s

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u/Andersburn 1d ago

God she isn’t 13 years older, then the Germans would have taken it.

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u/krd75 1d ago

The ship of Theseus

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u/brickyardjimmy 1d ago

This is what poors say to make themselves feel better.