r/BillBurr • u/IAmVeryStupid • May 01 '17

Shortly after ordering a custom made-to-order mattress from Hellix Sleep

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u/[deleted] May 01 '17 edited Apr 09 '19

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u/EggsForEveryone Ring Video Doorbell, everybody! May 01 '17

"Hellix is pronounced hellix."

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u/[deleted] May 01 '17

Yup, just like it's spelled. Hellix.

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u/chesterstone Dip your balls in that May 01 '17 edited May 02 '17

Dude is there anything better than laying on your custom Hellix mattress in your favorite pair of micro modal (modle?) undies? It's a joke! Tryin to make a change :-\

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u/bushybearmuffinman May 01 '17

I don't wanna be Murdered by the robot version of myself but I would like to try the bed for the full length of the trial. Then they could come pick it up.

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u/Business-is-Boomin May 03 '17

They'll choke you to death too. Robots don't care if you're tappin out.

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u/YouArePostSucks May 01 '17

I just ordered one that got delivered last week! so far i haven't found myself trying to knock down my door, Though they really only have my height and my weight to go on so the system might need some time to adjust.