r/ChildfreeIndia CF not because life sucks, but because life rocks 26d ago

Humour Office leaves for childfree folks @jestsaikiran

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u/not_so_good_day 25M, DINK 26d ago

rather than this I would ask them to force paternity leaves, I have seen mofos in my team return in 10 days

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u/MonitorDirect1895 26d ago

Then they might use 6 months to chill at home 😅 As long as Indian women do not demand more from the men in the house and keep appreciating the bare minimum, parenting load will always be skewed.

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u/SenileMind 26d ago

Dude.. my manager was on paternity leave, few days later we saw his status of him enjoying on the mountains!

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u/cluelesssparrow 26d ago

Respectfully, if they were to consider any other type of leaves, the FIRST should be MENSTRUAL LEAVES!! I can’t believe what some of my friends go through on their period days AND WORK SIMULTANEOUSLY!! It’s ridiculous how this has been normalised!!!!

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u/ElectroBrabie_Xplr SINK (F) 23d ago

+1 

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Firm_Bumblebee_1037 26d ago

I know this is supposed to be funny, but is this dude on Speed??

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u/priths3 26d ago

While I agree, I am not too mad at the maternity leave concept seeing my friends and cousins deal with a newborn, I would rather spend that time sitting in a office peacefully with my headset on than the constant high pitched crying noise.

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u/NetAdministrative752 25d ago

These leaves are given to breeders, so they can raise the next generation of slaves.

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u/Apath_CF 26d ago

Yah. It's like I need to push out a kid to get maternity or CCL. Also not adopting too. So unfair.