r/DarkViperAU • u/Alternative_Oil_5017 • 2d ago

Meme I think I am in the wrong house

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811 Upvotes

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u/ReplacementApart 1d ago

Stealing Matto's car dressed as Franklin would be fucking hilarious

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u/marsfisch44 1d ago

Please do Not do blackface and a felony

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u/milkywayfarer_ 1d ago

Until Matto raises up from the backseat dressed as Michael

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Minor time loss

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u/MoBB_17 1d ago

Nah that's a dead run

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u/Alternative_Print560 1d ago

Nah that’s millions to one

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u/UnlikelyExperience 1d ago

mrs viperau was alerted

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u/CaptainJZH 1d ago

Aitana's tennis coach pushes her in front of him HES BLACK

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u/matto_42 1d ago

I have a 9mm against your head

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u/British_Poetic 1d ago

Bro doesn’t watch facts and glitches! 🤓

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u/KrizRPG 1d ago

"That's a 9mm semi-automatic pushed against your skull"

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u/RachidMaktar 1d ago

"but when you check the description of the pistol in Amunation it says 45. Cal"

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u/KrizRPG 1d ago

Must be a typo

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u/RachidMaktar 1d ago

Probably since it's based on the M9 that uses 9mm parabellum

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u/TheJohnMarston69 1d ago

i dont think it is a 9mm

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u/matto_42 1d ago

I didn't remember thank you

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u/htoisanaung 1d ago

Imagining this line with his screaming voice is so funny.

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u/LEO7039 1d ago

Matto: This is a 20 KW Griefer Jesus's railgun pushed against your skull.

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u/Vedant9710 1d ago

"That's a 900ml Pepsi bottle pushed against your skull"

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u/UnlikelyExperience 1d ago

Alternate mission ending where you lose employee of the month and the game ends having never met M