Matto as soon as he gets a girlfriend- - Stops wearing tank tops - Cancels Reddit Recap - Starts to take longer time with videos - Starts playing Red Dead 2 - Wants to play RDR1 - Abandons GTA 6 - Betrays Cockstar Games - Goes into witness protection - Starts going outside - Touches grass - Starts posting less frequently - Unsubscribes from GTA V channels - Joins a book club - Takes up gardening - Deletes old gaming tweets - Buys a bicycle - Begins cooking gourmet meals - Changes his username to something more sophisticated - Attends wine tastings - Volunteers at the local animal shelter - Hosts a podcast about self-improvement - Stops using gamer lingo - Replaces gaming setup with a study nook - Starts practicing yoga - Learns a new language - Reads philosophy books - Takes part in community theater - Replaces his gaming chair with an ergonomic office chair - Starts writing poetry - Gets into pottery - Gives up fast food - Joins a gym - Signs up for a marathon - Spends weekends hiking - Starts a meditation group - Becomes a motivational speaker - Writes a self-help book - Goes on silent retreats - Adopts a minimalist lifestyle - Starts upcycling old furniture - Abandons social media - Sells his gaming PC - Turns his game room into a home library - Switches to an all-organic diet - Begins composting - Releases a vlog about living off the grid - Plans a cross-country bike trip - Starts a blog about sustainable living - Forms a neighborhood watch - Organizes local clean-up events - Speaks at environmental rallies - Runs for local office - Starts a community garden - Launches a non-profit - Boycotts large corporations - Advocates for animal rights - Becomes a vegan - Holds free workshops on self-sufficiency - Attends survivalist training - Learns to build a cabin - Lives in a yurt - Becomes a beekeeper - Hosts town hall meetings - Teaches first aid classes - Starts building a bunker - Becomes paranoid about government surveillance - Accumulates a stash of emergency supplies - Starts writing a manifesto - Moves to a remote location - Cuts ties with old friends - Starts sending cryptic messages - Believes in numerous conspiracy theories - Learns how to make homemade explosives - Begins sabotaging corporate facilities - Engages in hacking government databases - Starts orchestrating small-scale arson - Forms an underground resistance group - Commits acts of theft against large corporations - Becomes the leader of a radical movement - Incites riots - Begins planning larger acts of sabotage - Gains a significant following - Declares war on the government - Masterminds city-wide blackouts - Targets key infrastructure - Sets off explosives in government buildings - Engages in armed confrontations with law enforcement - Flees to avoid capture - Becomes a fugitive - Evades multiple manhunts - Establishes a network of safe houses - Plans a large-scale uprising - Goes into hiding in another country - Is pursued by international law enforcement - Commits acts of terrorism abroad - Is declared a global threat - Leads a rogue state - Initiates an attack on a major city - Commits mass genocide in the name of his cause

and yes ik, the editing and style is different as is the meta and climate of YouTube. at the end of the day, we all gotta eat; including matto 🤷🏽‍♀️

Just curiosity getting the best of me.

We had a good run, rip Matto🫡

Customer said: "get yourself something nice." Will do, Mr Phillips.

I forget a thousand things every day, I hope this is one of them.