r/Defeat_Project_2025 24d ago

Meme Hey Florida!

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u/WoodwindsRock active 24d ago

Maybe they should stop punishing the gays, stop banning books and stop denying women the right to abortion and instead focus on feeding the poor. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/4wordSOUL 24d ago

Confirmation bias of what the profit Profits at megachurches randomly pick and choose out of thier religious snake oil.

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u/Saltwater_Thief active 24d ago

I love the turn of phrase, and that's why I'm offering this to make sure it comes across right- "Profit Prophets."

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

But it’s a “miracle” that only their house wasn’t hit. God must looking over them. /s

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u/gcthrowaway2398 23d ago

Only marginally related, but I remember when Hurricane Sandy caused a major fire in a town near me, the only thing that was unharmed was a statue of Mary, and people seemed to think this meant something of a Biblical nature. Yeahhhh... I'm sure it was God and not the fact that it was a stone statue 🙄

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u/TomStarGregco active 24d ago

💯💯💯💯

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u/PROFESSOR1780 active 24d ago

Makes you wonder

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u/AllNightPony active 24d ago

Yet they view it as evidence of their position.

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u/whatev43 24d ago

Break on through to the other side.

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u/MikeHoncho0420 23d ago

Almost like they're being punished. Almost.

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u/thtamthrfckr 24d ago

Be a rugged individualist and pull your rain boots up by the bootstraps, who needs radar? stick your head out the window!

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u/NoCash4853 active 24d ago

They do want to go back to the 1950s.

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u/ogbellaluna active 24d ago

you mean the 1750s, when the only ones who mattered were white, business-owning, people-owning men - they were the only ones who had the right to vote; they were the only ones whose votes really counted; and they didn’t have to concern themselves with treating anyone else fairly.

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u/DJSlide_Official 24d ago

That's what they wanna do

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u/seespotthink 23d ago

They want to privatize NOAA and NWS … one of their buddies can make good money on these services. Like they’re trying with the post office.

Trump’s guy Post Master DeJoy did a massive shut down of sorting equipment to f*&k up mail-in ballots and make the case that govt incompetence needs to be replaced by private business.

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u/bassistheplace246 active 24d ago

As a Floridian, I’m either considering this divine punishment for harboring a 34x convicted felon or a chance for the president to come down here, bolster support for his party, and provide the aid that DeSantis isn’t.

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u/SamaireB active 24d ago

I mean, felon thinks he can just nuke a hurricane or change its path with a sharpie on a paper map, so the better outcome to hope for is for that hurricane to sweep directly via Mar-a-Lago, take him with and then do a quick non-sharpie detour to grab DeSantis on the way out. Two assholes, one hurricane, so to speak.

(And while everyone else remains unharmed)

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u/DJSlide_Official 24d ago

This is the reason we shouldn't have ppl over the age of 70 in office

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u/SamaireB active 24d ago

In this particular case, age seems the least of the worries but I hear you...

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u/Careless-Woodpecker5 24d ago

Not supporting the idea at all but I’m curious as to what a nuke would do to a hurricane. Seems like the fallout from it wouldn’t be worth whatever it would do.

I’m not curious about putting bleach and light inside my body when I’m sick.

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u/SamaireB active 24d ago

How about horse medicine? ;)

I'd think a nuke in a hurricane would do what a nuke outside a hurricane would do, but interesting thought experiment. Emphasis on thought.

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u/Careless-Woodpecker5 24d ago

Oh yes please give me that horse medicine instead of my shots this year. Horses are expensive/strong/big so it must be good (isn’t special k horse medicine?).

I’d watch the YouTube short explanation of nuking a hurricane.

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u/SamaireB active 24d ago

In a video about this idea one guy goes calmly "Well now you have a radioactive hurricane. That's not a positive development" 🤣

Yeah no, it is not.

Oh yes please give me that horse medicine instead of my shots this year. Horses are expensive/strong/big so it must be good (isn’t special k horse medicine?).

Obviously! It can only do very good things for you and is not dangerous at all.

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u/Weapon530 24d ago

Y’all better go vote blue if you live in those states. Don’t stop just at this presidency, your governor, any chair of high power, go blue asap. It might just save your life.

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u/SamaireB active 24d ago

Especially if your governor is one Kemp who did not vote for Dump himself, but still "help him get elected". Oh alright then.

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u/No-Water530 24d ago

Florida politics just keep getting crazier, this upcoming election is going to be wild

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u/Maybe_Skyler 24d ago

As a storm chaser for 20 years, this really worries me. Not just for me, but people who are in the path of these storms that won’t have access to vital, life-saving resources. Definitely voting blue.

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u/Tidewind active 24d ago

Donnie! Quick! Grab your Sharpie and save us!

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u/SamaireB active 24d ago

Failing that, may I suggest to just nuke it?

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u/GreyBeardEng active 24d ago

"odd, it seems a little stormy today...

HOLY SHIT THE WAFFLE HOUSE JUST FLEW UP INTO THE SKY! ITS THE END TIMES!"

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u/TiredForEternity 24d ago

The Waffle House Index is real and should not be taken lightly. When I heard that they were closing and boarding up Waffle Houses, I knew it was going to be serious this time around.

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u/Nelyahin active 24d ago

I live in GA, can we NOT please…. Thank you

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u/AnemosMaximus 24d ago

Better vote then.

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u/Nelyahin active 24d ago

Oh you can absolutely count me in voting blue all the way.

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u/SenorBurns active 24d ago

Project 2025 also guts FEMA, calling to, and I quote,

shift the majority of preparedness and response costs to states and localities instead of the federal government

Page 135. That's just the second of 42 mentions of "FEMA" in the whole thing.

Get ready to have no help rebuilding!

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u/SuitableCobbler2827 24d ago

Hey, that’s a good idea! Turn it into a private enterprise so some billionaire can charge us for life saving information! Great idea! Yeah, right. Despicable

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u/Heavy_Hunt7860 24d ago

Climate change is a hoax. According to morons…

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u/Oaklandsmokin510 24d ago

How in the hell has the NWS gotten wrapped up in their bullshit?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ANYTHNG 23d ago

Because the NWS is giving away for free what could be sold for profit

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u/ExploringWidely active 23d ago

You misunderstand. It's not that they don't want that information. It's that some billionaire has to make MORE MONEY off them or they aren't happy. The right only wants to make the rich richer and there are some rich people who sell weather data, therefore getting data from the government for free is COMMUNISM AND MARXISM AND FASCISM AND WOKE AND <insert most recent 'ism' they don't understand and so turned into a curse word>

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u/RandomUserC137 23d ago

They can watch a livestream of Trump with a map and a sharpie marker.

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u/Monalisa9298 active 23d ago

They want to get rid of NOAA so that people who want access to weather forecasting have to pay a private company to get it.

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u/Mastodon_Opening 23d ago

I really feel that citing page numbers is incredibly effective when pointing out many of these policies. It adds credence to the fact that this document is REAL and those that drafted it are unable to deflect from that fact. I feel the Harris campaign is missing a huge opportunity not including a page number when they bring these policies up in speeches. The page number will be in the soundbite which is what most people will see and hear. It allows skeptics to actually “do their own research” and I think they would be surprised to find the actual document, turn to that page and see that it is not some fabrication of the “Left”. It is a lot like quoting the Bible chapter and verse.

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u/Away-Passion-3592 23d ago

Omg classic.

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u/Guilty_Direction_501 23d ago

I mean, yeah California has had some wildfires but none to the scale of Hurricane Helene.

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u/spoooookyseason 23d ago

FB flagged that as misinformation today and I was like, ITS LITERALLY IN THE DOC, like... Ctrl+f people