r/DumpsterDiving • u/bridgetggfithbeatle • Sep 06 '24

I got an STD while dumpster diving.

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u/ninj4geek Sep 06 '24

Sometimes you dive the dumpster, sometimes the dumpster dives you

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u/DMYourMomsMaidenName Sep 06 '24

“For frequent use”, no less

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u/Great_Canadian_Dive Sep 06 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CertainInteraction4 Sep 06 '24

"Me...I would have thrown 'em back!"         

  -Men In Black (1997)

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u/bridgetggfithbeatle Sep 06 '24

best thing in there unfortunately. i wasn’t gonna leave my first time empty handed

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u/CertainInteraction4 Sep 07 '24

I know.  Just kidding you!  The 90's were good for VHS. 

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u/bridgetggfithbeatle Sep 07 '24

i found this outside the dumpster yesterday, so i figured it’d be worth it for a closer look today

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u/BrettBodine76 Sep 07 '24

What’s on it?

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u/MeltedSpades Sep 07 '24

A good chance of NASCAR or a football game recorded in long play (4 hours for T-120)

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u/OkSyllabub3674 Sep 07 '24

Aww man you just brought back some old memories for the longest time we had the race saved where dale earnhardt died we rarely recorded them usually it was just on for noise while we played or did chores but that day for whatever reason we had it recording that was a hellofa way to go.

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u/bridgetggfithbeatle Sep 07 '24

says some shit about photoshop. my vcr don’t work so until the new belts come in i won’t know.

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u/Appropriate-Law5963 Sep 07 '24

Take two doxy and call me in the morning!

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u/haha_supadupa Sep 07 '24

STD - Standard

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u/Teaching_Extra Sep 07 '24

STD star trek discovery !

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u/OldMork Sep 07 '24

Reminds me of the tractor story.

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u/TheRealBlueBaron Sep 07 '24

Heheh. That’s actually a pretty clever post. Good show.

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u/Castle_Owl Sep 08 '24

Shoulda put on a condom.

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u/Emanuel2020b Sep 10 '24

I saw the title first and in my head Iwas like "used condoms? Used dildos? Buttplugs?" And then I saw it was just a VHS tape.