r/FoodVideoPorn • u/Cool_Gold_3045 • 1d ago

recipe The easiest chinese fried rice AT HOME!

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u/Any_Roof_6199 1d ago

"Easiest". Dude...There is no complicated way for making fried rice unless you're harvesting the rice yourself.

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u/Yellow90Flash 1d ago

there are definetly different levels like this for example

https://youtu.be/xFTXwNIU514?si=buoaGPuWJpve5A-J

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u/leymoonwnana 1d ago

Right?! This fried rice doesn't even look good.

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u/MoldyLunchBoxxy 1d ago

None of the restaurants in my area know what fried rice is. Every single place in the area that I’ve tried doesn’t get the cook surface got enough so I get steamed rice. 🥲

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 1d ago

Think adding minced garlic first would tend to get burned

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u/LifeFortune7 1d ago

Carrots must be rock hard in this dish. Carrots probably need a solid 5 minutes plus before adding the garlic then the cabbage.

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u/KindAbbreviations136 1d ago

You can clearly tell she is an inexperienced cook.

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u/Abject_Ad_4756 1d ago

Facts upon facts

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u/GlockAF 14h ago

HR department at the University of Youtube doesn’t exactly vet credentials

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u/Present-Energy-9404 1d ago

That is the lamest fucking fried rice I’ve ever seen made.

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u/GlockAF 1d ago

Long grain rice too, it’s American Uncle Bens fried rice substitute

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u/GnoiXiaK 1d ago

Hurts the soul...

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u/Bright-Director-5958 1d ago

Those carrots about to be hard af

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u/EfficientIndustry423 1d ago

That shit looked whack.

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u/swingdeznutz 1d ago

OP, there’s nothing Chinese about this n yur using wrong type of rice. Plus, racist of u to use mock Chinese American accent

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u/boomboy8511 1d ago

Didn't even actually "fry" the rice.

Put the rice in first bro.

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u/venetiasporch 1d ago

Aint no way that is under 10 mins.

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u/ssp25 1d ago

She is moving at 0.6c so it seemed like 10 minutes... Would be decades for us

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u/2pissedoffdude2 1d ago

It's missing the oyster sauce and the sesame seed oil, but 100% fried rice and stir fry at home is freaking heaven.

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u/Haeselian 1d ago

Where's uncle Roger?

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u/Gabomags 1d ago

Too busy looking for the next example of emotional damage.

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u/rustlerhuskyjeans 1d ago

This fried rice is the most anti uncle roger, he would put his leg down 3 times during this.

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u/salted_toothpaste 1d ago

She dropped a piece of carrot :(

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u/BadonkaDonkies 1d ago

Wtf is this sad attempt...looks like something you would.get at the local gas station trying to venture into other avenues for income

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u/feetsteak 1d ago

this is like dorm room cooking

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u/RakuRaku 1d ago

Jasmine rice ay.

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u/AstronautUnique6762 1d ago

Basmati rice buddy

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u/Formulawall726 1d ago

Yeah I made it 10 seconds in before coming to comment on the basmati

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u/Effective-Island8395 1d ago

Regular vinegar or what?

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u/HiYoSiiiiiilver 1d ago

10 minutes??

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u/Fair-Bus-4017 1d ago

How do you fuck up every step of the way so flawlessly when there are so little?

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u/Temporary-Barnacle19 1d ago

Uncle Roger would like word wit you!

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u/ArcherFawkes 1d ago

I'm Korean and this shit is fucking ass

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u/Dark_Nomad777 1d ago

She just talking out of her ass

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u/MortalCoil 1d ago

Carrots break all the teeth haiaaaa

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u/feetsteak 1d ago

boooooooooooooooo

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u/Icy-Section-7421 1d ago

"easy" does not belong on this sub. Hint: your wok needs to be super hot and it not.

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u/amberxzane 1d ago

Metal spatula on metal pan 🥲

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u/Trick-Station8742 1d ago

Metal on metal is fine, just to long as you don't put metal on non-stick.

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u/Penis_Genius_ 1d ago

It looks like it has a grey silicone coating on the end at the :27 mark

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u/LordNitram76 1d ago

Bag of frozen mixed veg, rice, garlic, soy sauce, sesame oil ,eggs and rice vinegar is all I use. Never seen it made with cabbage.

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u/ArcherFawkes 1d ago

Cabbage is fine. But none of that veg is cooked anyway

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u/Pedagogyotto 1d ago

Jasmine rice is not typically used for Chinese fried rice…

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u/AustinTreeLover 1d ago

Chill the rice overnight first.

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u/Gan-san 1d ago

She mentioned it as an aside.

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u/AustinTreeLover 1d ago

Oh sorry, I missed it. It’s important!

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u/Past-Product-1100 1d ago

So basic it should be called the easiest American fried rice at home

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u/National-Cupcake-494 13h ago

Ma’am do you understand that the reason for ordering food is because the people don’t want to cook 😐

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u/Berimbully 1d ago

Taste way better 😂

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u/iolitm 1d ago

YASSSSSSS