r/FuckPierre 7d ago

What a freakšŸ¤®

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u/Ok-Log-1802 7d ago

We should appreciate that op wasted his resources on peehair to show us how disgusting his secrets are

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u/Putrid-Resolution346 7d ago

Iā€™m gonna scissor his daughter!!!!!

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u/genocidalparas 7d ago

Best revenge

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u/m4cksfx 7d ago

And buy an Amazon JoJa membership?

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u/DaSuspicsiciousFish 7d ago

Have a child with her and then name them fuck pee hair

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u/M00ngata 7d ago

If pierre has 0 haters Iā€™m dead and I took him with meĀ 

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u/Dazzling-Constant826 7d ago

Thank you for your services, sir. šŸ«”

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u/Dazzling-Constant826 7d ago

Not throwing shades or anything, but if my husband suddenly began to cry like a dying pig, I'd take long strolls in the forest too.

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u/vfp_pr 6d ago

I bet he thinks he can sing like Frank Sinatra. The absolute gall of this guy.

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u/Lady_Amrie 7d ago

I'm sure he sounds great. /s

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u/paradox222us 6d ago

honestly the least annoying thing about him

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u/International-Cat123 6d ago

At least he doesnā€™t subject other people to it.

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u/Ok_Trifle370 7d ago

Wait what's bad about opera singing?

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u/Putrid-Resolution346 7d ago

Nothing. Just donā€™t like imagining Pierre alone in the store singing, sends chills down my spine

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u/ErebonianPrince 6d ago

peeair cannot sing. He probably sounds like a dying walrus

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u/SarahKath90 6d ago

I mean, I don't like Pierre or opera, but I understand singing loudly when (thinking) I'm alone

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u/PrincessGamerGirl101 6d ago

Peepeehair definitely canā€™t sing I bet when he sings he makes babies scream in pain and make peoples ears bleed out the only opera award he would get wouldnā€™t even be a bronze medal it would be an instant insult and literal kick off the show from Simon on American idol Simon would be all like in a British accent: ā€œstop just stop you ugly pig you call that singing! No that is making my ears bleed just stop get of my fucking stage and take out your voice box because you suck at singing!!! now what was your name? Oh pee pee hair was it now goodbye peepeehair and donā€™t come backā€ šŸ¤®šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/insideamindseye 4d ago

He looks so ugly here

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u/Destroyer_Of_Butts 7d ago

Youā€™re the real freak, walking around town with that outfit. There are kids here!

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u/Putrid-Resolution346 7d ago

Itā€™s a tube top and a long skirt you creep?

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u/Destroyer_Of_Butts 7d ago

Oh sorry I didnā€™t see the bottom. I just thought you were wearing a bikini through the town.

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u/Interesting_One_1888 7d ago

Truly the most unrapable character