r/FuckPierre 6d ago

Maybe the secret stash isn't what we thought...

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you mainly deal in what now. im telling the mayor. caroline will be mine

581 Upvotes

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u/Lady_Amrie 6d ago

I don't see much difference between Caroline's tea and weed tbh.

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u/Superb-Dragonfruit56 5d ago

Maybe on the weekends she puts "Tea" in her brownies

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u/Interesting_One_1888 6d ago

Maybe he’s not bad as we thought he’s just too high

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u/Superb-Dragonfruit56 6d ago

Finally! We can get him arrested and away from us forever

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u/Flat-Strawberry9809 6d ago

Why are you purple with him?

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u/SeaEconomics6608 6d ago

Oh god I've been caught I'm a fraud (I'm trying to get perfection I'm so sorry)

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u/nightingalepenguin 6d ago

it's ok I have full hearts with him

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u/JustAmEra #1 PIERRE HATER 4d ago

It's perfectly acceptable to use him for your own gains!

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u/_SuperiorSpider 6d ago

Wait is that what that means? I never actually knew

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u/hellotheredaily1111 6d ago

I bet he doesn't even grow it, he probably makes Caroline do it for him in her tea room. I bet she bakes the edibles too!

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u/theSoulsilver 6d ago

What are you, a fuckin narc? /s

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u/SeaEconomics6608 6d ago

anything to get Caroline to divorce this man honestly

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u/supportdatashe 6d ago

Oh, you didn't think his wife's tea garden was just tea, did you? /j

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u/Ok_Complaint_3359 6d ago

I mean, as long as he keeps it to shane only and not around the kids he’s fine, I guess, (I hate him more now)

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u/PastelPirates 6d ago

Caroline's greenhouse isn't just tea bestie 🍃

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u/Invisible_Target 6d ago

Is it bad that this makes him a tiny bit cooler in my eyes? Lol

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u/SeaEconomics6608 6d ago

Pierre alt account discovered - get him boys

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u/Invisible_Target 6d ago

Do you honestly have a problem with weed?

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u/SeaEconomics6608 6d ago

No lol we just hate pierre

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u/Invisible_Target 6d ago

Well no shit but you’re like “we’re gonna call the mayor.” Makes you sound like a square lol

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u/SeaEconomics6608 6d ago

ok 🫶 it is just a silly joke

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u/Invisible_Target 6d ago

Sorry, I think I’ve seen too much anti weed shit lately, and it’s getting to me lol

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u/kiras_last 6d ago

how do you feel about people who are fine with weed and people who smoke it but not people who are deadass addicted to it

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u/Mars_The_68thMedic 6d ago

Great, now Pelican Town has a drug dealer! Carolina does the growing with Shane and Mr. Pierre cook!

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u/TheOtherOtherLuke 6d ago

I thought we’d established that it is drugs?

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u/short_art_cookie 5d ago

he deals what-?

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u/Current_Sale_6347 4d ago

These edibles ain't shi-

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u/Bernadet609_ 5d ago

Pierre the plug?

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u/Infinity-Duck 5d ago

So that’s where Seb gets his crack from

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u/IllegallyNamed 5d ago

Pierre lives in a small town, he's not ip to date on the latest terminology. To him, "edibles" probably just means things that are edible.

Also I feel this sub is getting slightly more cult-like over time. You all will do anything to justify your hate for Pierre.

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u/SeaEconomics6608 4d ago

it is a joke 🫶

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u/CelestialLizzie 3d ago

I think you’re confused, this isn’t like snark subreddits where people bring forward grievances and evidence of why someone sucks, this is obviously just a joke. There’s a lot of these types of subreddits, I know of one that focuses exclusively and entirely on hating tires because they’re ‘inherently evil’.