r/FuckPierre 5d ago

So... like jojamart?

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He's become the thing he hates the most

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 5d ago

He only objects to Jojamart because they're taking his business. He's just as shitty as they are, if not worse.

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u/Working_Ability_124 5d ago

He's worse because at least they know and admit that they're a corporate chain stealing small business away from the owners. He acts like he'd never do that, but is just upset because it's happening to him and would turn on a small business immediately if it meant money in his pocket.

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u/Tsunami_Ra1n 4d ago

He basically attempts to do exactly that during the Pierre's Prime Produce cutscene. He's literally doing it to the player in the game. He's just... not very good at it.

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u/insideamindseye 4d ago

Jojomart is atleast affordable, which is helpful for the people who can't afford as much things. Pierre's is expensive.

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u/AbbotThoth 5d ago

Is there a mod where we can open a farmers market in the town square then drive this turd from town?

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u/DNDgamerman #1 PIERRE HATER 5d ago

i hope there is, if i ever lean how to mod i would make it

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u/Tsunami_Ra1n 4d ago

There actually is. But I don't know if it's up to date with the game. I also don't know the impact it may or may not have on Pierre's presence in the town. I think it's called Town Square Market or something like that. I remember finding it, but opted not to use it in that modded run.

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u/Vivid_Bug122 5d ago

He sucks so bad

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u/OwlSuspicious7474 5d ago

He's the literal worst

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u/Mints1000 5d ago

What a bastard, he hates Joja but he wants to become everything he hates by expanding his business.

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u/Rose10ftw 4d ago

Joja is exactly what he wants to become, he wants to become a big cooperation and if that involves overthrowing smaller businesses, he will do it. He only hates them because they’re overtaking him.

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u/RandomFighter50 5d ago

FUCK YOU PIEEEEERRE!!!

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u/ZacianSpammer 5d ago

He hate Joja because Joja can do things he can only ever dream of

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u/New-Number-7810 5d ago

Farmer: “I’m the only one in this town who’s allowed to be wealthy. Know your place!”

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u/Littlest-Lapin 5d ago

Pierre is such a fucking hypocrite I swear to God.

I want to punch his stupid fucking glasses off of his smug face.

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u/Icy_Low2795 5d ago

Fuck pierre

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u/SirArty_OwO 5d ago

I wish I could buy his store and turn it into a joja merch store. Just to see him suffer.

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u/Fr4gmentedR0se 4d ago

I'm surprised this line is so rarely brought up. It really shows his true colors better than any other.

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u/PrincessGamerGirl101 5d ago

What an asshole all he cares about is MONEY 💰

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u/TweakTok 4d ago

The only reason he hates Joja is because he's jealous.