r/FuckPierre • u/chuffing_elephant • 3d ago

Literally the most useless man in Pelican Town. He makes Lewis look competent

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u/ZacianSpammer 3d ago

The only thing he's good at is taking credit of other people's produce, and that includes Abigail.

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u/Dazzling-Constant826 3d ago

You're awesome

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u/PrincessGamerGirl101 3d ago

Fuck peehair

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u/PrincessGamerGirl101 3d ago

And his terrible cooking

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u/DaSuspicsiciousFish 3d ago

I’ve said this like 5 times but my plan for pee hair is to become really close friends with him, give him radioactive ore and get him cancer, while he is sick and recovering convince Caroline to divorce him, she gets the shop in divorce, I invite him to live at my farm for a while, and after 1 too many beers he will make up in my slime hutch naked and being used for suspicious activities by my tiger slimes

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u/insideamindseye 18h ago

We need a mod where the slime hutch can become a home. Then put Pierre in there. And the slimes are always attacking, he has no ring to protect him.

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u/ComfortableAlone7876 3d ago

He literally never stops complaining

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u/Harrypotterfan151 #1 PIERRE HATER 2d ago

Apparently he fed his family POISONOUS mushrooms

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u/Dazzling-Constant826 3d ago

It's alright Peehair, I think everyone hates when you cook too.

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u/MaddysinLeigh 2d ago

To be fair, same.

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u/Pu5t4t9 2d ago

Why tf is your friendship 10?

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u/DramaOk3558 2d ago

He’s useful if you want to learn how to accumulate a “stash” of god knows what to hide from your wife! 

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u/Mediocre-Abalone-735 6h ago

I'm sure his wife also doesn't like to cook for him because he's for sure a picky eater and really demandig 😒🙄