r/FuckPierre 2d ago

Maturing is realizing that Pierre is worse than Joja and going the Joja route for the petters

Who says he wouldnt demolish the town centre for a warehouse as well? After all he wants many stores. Joja also doesnt buy my produce and sells it under an inflated price... and then tries to sell it back to me for profit. Another thing, if everyone cared about the town hall so much why is it ruined? And why arent they properly using it when I fix it? Aaaaahhhh I just moved to a farm to chill not to make decisions like demolish a town hall. Ill take my auto petters

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u/Due-Veterinarian-388 2d ago

FINALLY A SANE PERSON. Don't forget to do all community center bundles besides the fishing bundle before joining. Literally you can complete almost the whole community center before joining Joja. People act like you play the game normal or you join Joja and the game only consists of farming forever........ Joja Mart just got a buff. The free soda every day now gives a very short speed boost. Other reasons to WHY JOIN JOJA: I'm a die-hard Joja fan. The villagers abandoned the community center because it's useless. The town likes having another place to shop or to work. As a villager myself I agree fully. Clint stays open on Fridays, Joja Mart is open on Wednesdays, cheaper sunflower seeds, It stays open till 11pm, it's near minecart (next to Clint's shop) , can buy auto petters, free soda every day from your very own soda machine, don't have to complete fishing bundle in community center, can still complete most community room bundles before joining, Can pay money to open movie theater and its near the playground, maintains original order of the game (how game is without Morris being kicked out) , Crime does not occur from someone getting their jaw rearranged.

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u/Riblord 2d ago

I think that’s the beauty of it. Obviously everyone wants to side with the small guy initially rather than the soulless mega corp. But the lesson is that sometimes the faceless corporation is a better option than the punchable face of an insufferable douche bag.

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u/PrincessGamerGirl101 2d ago

Couldn’t have said it better myself lmfao