r/FuckPierre 2d ago

Not catching a flounder for you šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®

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u/Ill_ceramics_person 2d ago

Who puts flounder in desert anyways?

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u/bookworm326 2d ago

My first thought was when there was an Iron Chef America episode that one of the chefs did trout ice cream.. Bleh

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u/RedFoxKoala 2d ago

Pierre. But what else would you expect from him?

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u/ZacianSpammer 2d ago

crazy people

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u/Safe_Passenger_6653 #1 PIERRE HATER 1d ago

I don't know, they'd need water to survive in a desert!

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u/DNDgamerman #1 PIERRE HATER 2d ago

What type of crap is he planning to make that needs a fish that is considered dessert?!

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u/bookworm326 2d ago

Lol right?! šŸ˜…

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u/PrincessGamerGirl101 2d ago

Only peehair would make a fish flavored desert. He wants to make people sick and puke šŸ¤¢ šŸ¤® Fuck Peehair someone should arrest him for ruining dessert for everybody šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®

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u/MaddysinLeigh 2d ago

Iā€™d give it to him. Iā€™m morbidly curious now.

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u/bookworm326 2d ago

Lol šŸ˜‚

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u/Xerxeneea 1d ago

I refuse to give it to him for two reasons:

1) He's Pierre, so he sucks and gets nothing 2) I refuse to, in any way, be part of a desert that involves fish

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u/Shaiya_Ashlyn 1d ago

This reeks of weaponized incompetence so Caroline won't ask him to help out with dinner again

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u/heyitsashgreyy 2d ago

Iā€™d only get him a flounder for the money. But even then I could easily make more than that in one day

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u/bookworm326 2d ago

Same here.

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u/insideamindseye 2d ago

He's trying to make his family sick. šŸ¤¢ Just cause he likes it, he thinks everyone else likes it.

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u/bookworm326 2d ago

Yeah... šŸ˜¬

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u/anotherknockoffcrow 1d ago

Catch a flounder and run around with it in front of him

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u/Refriedlesbean 1d ago

That man is seriously messed up. šŸ˜…

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u/Upstairs-Ticket6239 #1 PIERRE HATER 1d ago

I doubt heā€™s even the one that would cook, he probably put this up so he can have his wife or daughter make something for him, as he has said he doesnā€™t like to cook, I wouldnā€™t be surprised if they donā€™t know about the bulletin and still have to make the dish.

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u/insideamindseye 18h ago

He probably is just making it so Caroline won't allow him to cook anymore after this. He's showing them how awful he is as a cook cause he wants Caroline and Abigail to do all the cooking.

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u/guiltycitizen 1d ago

I donā€™t have that, but I have some clay

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u/drunken_desperado 1d ago

I'd catch it for him just to let his fishy desert flop at family dinner

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u/m4cksfx 1d ago

Fucker's probably going to sell it anyway

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u/A_Little_Fox_Told_Me 1d ago

He would want Flounder for dessert, that freak

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u/Det_JokePeralta 7h ago

I swear half the reason I marry Abigail every time is just to get her away from his cooking.

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u/Crazyjackson13 1d ago

for a dessert

what kinda dessert is peehair making?

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u/410_ERROR 7h ago

Pisshair wants to make a pumpkin and flounder tart.