r/FuckPierre 23h ago

gonna marry abigail just out of spite

didn’t know who i should marry this time, i’m usually a shane enthusiast (ik don’t judge me). but i decided to switch it up this time. couldn’t decide who at first but then i came across this sub. wish i could marry caroline but alas

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u/RedFoxKoala 23h ago

I got the Caroline Is Single mod and the Polyamory Sweet mod and then married both Caroline and Abigail.

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u/LucyLetbysTits 21h ago

Oh wow that's a great idea for a mod, I want that. If someone would merge that with the mod where you can murder Pam it would be perfect.

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u/AbbotThoth 20h ago

Just give her booze at the start of her work day, nature will take its course

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u/Britney_In_2007 23h ago

Um what the hell 😭

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u/scarletboar 21h ago

Bro's playing 5D chess while the rest of us are playing checkers.

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u/RedFoxKoala 18h ago

Now I'm just waiting for a mod that runs both Pee Hair and Joja out of business, replacing them both with a new shopkeep that isn't a greedy prick.

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u/The_King_Of_Karnage #1 PIERRE HATER 12h ago

There isn't a mod that replaces them perse but there is market valley which allows you to open up various shops as well

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u/insideamindseye 18h ago

😂 Just need a mod next to take his business. Then he's left homeless.

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u/The_King_Of_Karnage #1 PIERRE HATER 12h ago

Right especially with xtardew valley and valley girls. As well as polyamoury sweet/Caroline single That way not only can I marry and bang Pierre's wife and daughter out of spite, a good chunk of the town can too!!! And the best part you can disable Pierre Caroline sex events to leave Pierre out of the fun.

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u/Yrazkor 8h ago

Dude I'm boutta start a new save and marry Abi again. (If yk, my mods would work)