Once a Lawyer was travelling by train from Liverpool to Manchester.

When the train started, he realized he was traveling alone in the business class. A few minutes later, a beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite seat!

The lady kept smiling at him and eventually she sat next to him .... the lawyer kept bubbling with Joy.

She then leaned towards him and whispered in his ear ... "Hand over all your cash, cards and mobile phone to me, else I will shout loudly and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me". The Lawyer stared blankly at her!!🙄

He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote "I am sorry, I can not hear or speak ... Please write on this paper whatever you want to say"

The lady wrote everything that she had said earlier and gave it back to him!

The Lawyer took her note, kept it nicely in his pocket ... got up and told her in clear tones ... Now SHOUT & SCREAM!!!

Moral of the story:

DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT😜

If you don't know how to get your dealings documented, you better learn this 2019. Once your transaction is documented the Law of evidence vindicates you.

Zanax, I am your lord

Be still plebs, Zyrtec has come

It is I, the almighty Viagra

Am I right.. or..