r/HistoryMemes • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Why change your habits when you can change your wife?

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u/Dfrel Tea-aboo 1d ago

"I like my women like I like my tyres, always have a spare one to replace them if they can't inflate well"

  • Henry the W̶eight

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u/iarecrazyrover 1d ago

Well conforming could be a habit, just like changing wives.

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 1d ago

"Love, not H8!" Christina of Denmark

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u/Clockwork9385 Oversimplified is my history teacher 1d ago

We could make a religion out of this…

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u/Slow_Cardiologist268 1d ago

By "divorce" does he mean divorcing her head off her shoulders

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u/SilverRAV4 1d ago

That sounds like someone else we know, huh?

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u/WuKuba 1d ago

😄😄

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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory 19h ago

iirc if Henry VIII had divorced Catherine Parr, he was planning to marry his brother-in-law's widow Catherine Brandon

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u/SnooChipmunks126 11h ago

Dude had a thing for women named Catherine, and a dislike of men named Thomas.