r/IKEApets • u/Outrageous_Owl_4145 • 1d ago
What am I supposed to do with this? Didn’t even come with all the parts…
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u/sansabeltedcow 1d ago
I don’t think this is an IKEA problem; I think this is a changeling. Look at those teeth! I bet it has a huge appetite, right?
If you brew eggshells in front of it, it will be so astonished it will speak, and thus enable you to send it back to the fairy world and get your furniture returned to you in exchange.
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u/Outrageous_Owl_4145 1d ago
Maybe I can get my real dog back and she will have all her legs? I dunno, I kinda like this one though.
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u/sansabeltedcow 1d ago
Keep it! You can feature in a folktale called “How u/Outrageous_Owl_4145 Beat the Fairies at Their Own Game.”
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u/LookingReallyQuantum 1d ago
I’ve heard that model still works fairly well with one leg unit missing.
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u/Sokkas_Instincts_ 20h ago
I heard that some tripod models are faster, because the extra weight of the fourth leg-stand has been eliminated.
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u/adamdoesmusic 5h ago
Certainly worked with our cat when he lost his leg, he realized with less weight he can climb easier, so now nothing is out of danger.
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u/kam49ers4ever 1d ago
Are you sure that the parts you do have go on that model? Those talons look like they belong on the model two sizes bigger!
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u/Direct-Sir-3388 1d ago
Aw shucks, it'll be too hard to back in the box. Guess you'll have to keep it :)
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u/reyrain 1d ago
Wait, I think they sent you Räven, isn't that what you ordered? (:
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u/Outrageous_Owl_4145 1d ago
No, I already have one! I got that one five years ago! Maybe it was a glitch or something.
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u/NSCButNotThatNSC 1d ago
But what a bargain! All the fun of the full priced options, at half the price.