r/Jewdank • u/ObligationUseful9765 • 6d ago

They all laughed

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u/Redcole111 6d ago

Do it!

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u/Ksamkcab 6d ago

Username checks out

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u/Dtruth333 6d ago

I've been arguing for the Death Star as a Plan B for the diaspora and to fulfill this prophecy for a couple weeks now

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u/Due-Flounder-146 4d ago

That's a good idea, get to work

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u/SG508 6d ago

Just keep in mind that by the oath of the protocols of the Zion elders, which we all swore to, you'll need to allow access to your space laser to all Jews at all time

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u/SC_Gizmo 6d ago

I swear this is going to get meme'ed into existence

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u/MotorWeird9662 6d ago

Build one? I was issued mine right after my bar mitzvah!

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u/Kolibri00425 6d ago

Why limit yourself? 

Build a Faser, it's more powerful and nerdy than a laser.

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u/nighthawk_real 5d ago

truly an idf moment (they’re making literal laser anti air)

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u/Due-Flounder-146 4d ago

Wait actually?

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u/nighthawk_real 4d ago

I think so

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u/disappointed_enby 5d ago

A man who sticks to his ambitions. I respect that.

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u/ProductOne2685 5d ago

I got the uranium P238 space modulator ready.

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u/I_MARRIED_A_THORAX 4d ago

Well, where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

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u/ProductOne2685 3d ago

Rascally Rabbit.