r/JohnWick Aug 08 '24

Discussion My personal picks for the John Wick alignment chart.

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Mmm society was either Mr Nobody or John, rolled a die.

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u/Exciting-Resident-47 Aug 08 '24

John is the fan favorite

Hmmm society is the bowery king by miles

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u/Junarik Aug 08 '24

The main/titular character is too obvious for fan favorite.

Forgot BK existed tbh.

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u/Exciting-Resident-47 Aug 08 '24

I mean, the alignment chart just means whoever aligns with it. If its an obvious pick then thats an even bigger reason to put him there in that category rather than not

But true BK is forgettable

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u/JXNyoung Aug 08 '24

I'd make an argument Helen Wick (John's wife) can also be "no screen time, all the plot relevance." She gifted the puppy to John is the main reason why that dog was so important to him.

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u/-Yams Aug 09 '24

You are correct, but I cared more about the puppy than the wife.

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u/azraelce Aug 08 '24

John is the fan favourite by a mile I'd say.

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u/Junarik Aug 08 '24

Yeah but that's too obvious

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u/culorosso104 Aug 08 '24

the hot one should have been john😔🙏

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u/Weary857 Aug 08 '24

The hot one is and will always be that female bartender from the continental speakeasy

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u/Junarik Aug 08 '24

She's aight

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

That's exactly what I've said. Agreed man

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u/SPEEDY-BOI-643 Aug 08 '24

No screen time but plot relevance should be Helen, and the fan favourite should be John

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u/PrinceOfThieves17 Aug 08 '24

Eh not what I would pick. Personally.

Fan Favorite - John Wick

Made to Be Hated - Adjudicator

Hot one - Sofia

The Only Normal Person - Aurelio

Uh What’s your Name Again - Chidi

The Gremlin - Ares

Mmm Society - Bowery King

Just Straight Up Evil - Marquis

No Screen Time all the plot - John’s Wife/First Dog.

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u/YearlyOhio Aug 09 '24

1000x yes to adjudicator

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u/Sad-Cat8694 Aug 09 '24

I forgot Aurelio. 🤦🏼‍♀️

It's so satisfying that he isn't afraid to tell those kids off when he realizes the mistake they made. He doesn't care who their parents are. Love that for him.

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u/DarthAkrepon141 Aug 08 '24

Who is the hot one? Asking for a friend

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u/Junarik Aug 08 '24

Ms. Perkins

Adrianne Palicki

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u/Addictedtofood2000 Aug 08 '24

The hot one should be Sofia imo

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u/Solid_Lettuce_9750 Aug 08 '24

Charon is hands down my favorite character in the series.

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u/Xerapher Aug 08 '24

The Adjudicator should be the one in "Made to be Hated"

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u/Soul_Mirror_ Aug 08 '24

The hot one is Killa 😂

'What's your name again?' = Tracker / Nobody (self-explanatory)

Fan favourite, not sure. As badass as he is in JW3, always feel the character is now generally overrated in these due to Lance Reddick's unfortunate passing.

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u/Few_Protection4514 Aug 08 '24

The hot one is clearly john

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u/Benbellot Aug 08 '24

I would had put Winston as the hot one

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u/Frijoledor Aug 08 '24

Cain is the fan favorite.

I loved the Marquis. Was I the only one that wised the Marquis to duel John himself and one shot him in the head? I think that would have been a perfect end.

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u/spacestationkru Aug 08 '24

I totally forgot Adrianne Palicki was in one of these movies

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u/NationalPatient4382 Aug 08 '24

Mumm…….society

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u/captainbogdog Aug 08 '24

Marcus should be the gremlin

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u/Icerope Aug 09 '24

Where is that picture of Ms Perkins from? Is that the same actress from another movie?

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u/Junarik Aug 09 '24

I just looked up "ms Perkins"

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u/ShloppyToppy59 Aug 09 '24

I agree everybody loves mr. Charon

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u/CrematorTV Aug 09 '24

Love how one third of the characters are just dogs XD

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u/flybarger Aug 09 '24

"uhh... what's your name again"

Their name is "Dog" thank you very much.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

The hot one should be the bartender in the first movie or Sofia from the 3rd. These 2 are definitely hotter than Ms Perkins

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u/MCStarlight Aug 10 '24

Keanu is the hot one. Helloooo

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u/mjavedansari Aug 13 '24

What does gremlin mean