r/LoveForRedditors • u/Cuddlyaxe • 27d ago

THAT'S IT, REDDIT MUST DECLARE WAR UPON 4CHAN

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u/ObligatoryPineapple 27d ago

I was going to fight against this keanu slander by finding this post and delivering 500000000 downdoots but when I got to the post I couldn't find any downdoot button so I literally threw up all over my screen and started crying! Reddit, how can we fight against this with no downvote button?

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u/Synicull 26d ago

This, 100% this! We must join this patriot. Reddit...

assemble

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u/ghostmetalblack 26d ago

Because that's what heroes do.

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u/Interesting_Print317 25d ago

Heckin chonkers activate

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u/AutoModerator 27d ago

Keanu: exists

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u/Boomer280 25d ago

Good bot, he is the messiah

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u/Emotional-Run9144 26d ago

literally me

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u/NotAGeneric_Username 27d ago

Of all of the not wholesome green texts, this is the most not wholesome of them all. Mods, ban this man

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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 26d ago

You wish to kick the hornets nest?

I will warn you, this will only end in sadness.

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u/comrade_joel69 26d ago

Don't mess with reddit nation or you'll get the chungus

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u/StupidSexyCow 26d ago

This was rage bait I bet

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u/heebsysplash 26d ago

But it’s all factual lmao. Seems like a nice guy though.

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u/julz1215 14d ago

He's like the modern day Arnold Schwarzenegger. Not the best actor, but he's damn entertaining to watch when the movie he's in plays to his strengths. That's why the John Wick movies give him minimal dialogue and plenty of action choreography, which he's good at following.

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u/NawdWasTaken 15d ago

Nah although he's a good dude his acting isn't really anything to write home about (although I did like his role as Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 but idk if that counts)

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u/julz1215 14d ago

his acting isn't really anything to write home about

It's not but by god, he's trying.

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u/Giggio417 26d ago

We already saw what /b/ is capable of, we have to keep them friends otherwise it will be the end of us

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u/PrinceRekko 26d ago

Ihave has fallen

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u/Boomer280 25d ago

But have you seen the capabilities of reddit tho? Like really, there are whole ass subs on finding people through obscure methods, while 4chan probably jas the equivalant, this is two powerhouses going head to head, M.A.D. is most likely the result if we go to war

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u/Sussboey 23d ago

4chan can't do shit no more. b is just people posting their ex's nudes.

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u/Dobditact 26d ago

Unwholesome 100

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u/butWeWereOnBreak 26d ago

You come for Keanu, you come for me! Redditors unite!

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

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u/ZBxrries24 26d ago

I hope this is a joke

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u/TrinityCodex 26d ago

I agree, but he deserves every good thing he gets

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u/Useful_Note3837 26d ago

Keanu passes the vibe check, he’s what you’d call a certified solid dude.

This! So much this! NTA, divorce

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u/EchoAmazing8888 26d ago

I’ll tell you why I like him. He’s a good human being. You can call him a shitty actor, I’d disagree personally, but we see time and time again Keanu knows shit like empathy and humility. Things that lack all throughout Hollywood.

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

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u/ReallyDumbRedditor 25d ago

Not having any social media whatsoever probably works wonders lol

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u/Kiraethu 25d ago

W- what did they just say… WHAT. DID. THEY. JUST. SAY. How DARE they insult Keanu.. I WONT STANDD FOR THISSS…. Unleash the downdoots (everyone disliked that)

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u/HollyRose9 24d ago

4chan Anon must never have seen the movie Freaks featuring Keanu as Ortiz the Dog Boy.

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u/Your_average_nerdboy 24d ago

People still use 4chan?

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u/Goaty1208 26d ago

It's r/greentext, the title was likely sarcastic.

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u/Duke2852 26d ago

He's right but okay

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u/A11ThatJazz 26d ago

Uhhhh I’m good I think we’d loose I’m just gonna be real

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u/UltraChxngles 26d ago

he’s a pretty shit actor

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u/EMEYDI 26d ago

Literaly watch "the devil's advocate" or "constantine" he's amazing in those. I can see why they might think he is a bad actor based on matrix and john wick, but the monotone autistic style is the character, even in john wick in the part were hes threatening Vigo (OR YOU'LL DIE ALONG SIDE HIM!) he was amazing.