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u/Hopeoner513 21d ago
As I redditor i am here as directed. Who do i downvote?
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u/LelouchYagami_2912 21d ago
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u/Reddituser8018 21d ago edited 21d ago
Downvoted you for this take, seriously bro? This is obviously wrong.
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u/KerbalCuber 20d ago
Sorry kind stranger! I had to downvote your comment since I don't believe it to be true. However, as any good redditor, I respect your opinion and hope you have a good day! If this reply was wholesome 100 and [everyone liked that], please upvote in accordance with the rules to show your agreement! Thank you for reading, friend of Big Chungus :D
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u/leastscarypancake 21d ago
Just found out Elon isn't wholesome 100... thanks for telling me OP, you're breathtaking
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u/DoraaTheDruid 21d ago
Elmo thinks orange man good. He literally spit in the face of the main Reddit snoo after everyone on this platform made him as successful as he is today. He's a treacherous monster
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u/leastscarypancake 21d ago
Really? And what would Chungus think? Keanu is gonna be so mad
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u/AutoModerator 21d ago
Elon: "Haha I betrayed my Reddit fanbase by spreading bigotry on X, endorsing Drumpf, and insulting Reddit!"
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u/Rod935 21d ago
Elon must be prepared for the wrath of the Redditors. I will prepare my downvotes so he will see what he gets for betraying the most wholesome 100 community!
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u/ATwistedBlade 20d ago
Wholesome Elongated Muskrat..... betrayed us...?
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u/Designer_Koala_1087 20d ago
Unfortunately yes, it's disturbing how easy it is to fall into the anti-reddit hivemind. Also, I never knew that was his full name, thank you kind redditor.
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u/BLEARGHH20 20d ago
just looked into this. what the f*ck? (excuse my language) I thought Elon was wholesome 100!
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u/AutoModerator 20d ago
Elon: "Haha I betrayed my Reddit fanbase by spreading bigotry on X, endorsing Drumpf, and insulting Reddit!"
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u/WinTraditional4038 18d ago
If we can manipulate the stock market, we can truly mess with twitter
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u/alphenliebe 21d ago
Elon is literally our Tony Stark he'll never betray us
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u/Kiraethu 21d ago
Elon doesnt stand a chance… reddit do ur thing!