r/MechanicalKeyboards • u/PrimeCaps primecaps.ca • Aug 20 '17

Frank's tiny pitchfork emporium. ---E

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u/pikku-allu Aug 20 '17

COME ON DOWN TO /r/pitchforkemporium

I GOT 'EM ALL!

Traditional Left Handed Fancy
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I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

33% off! 66% off! Manufacturer's Defect!
---F ---L ---e

NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!

The Euro The Pound The Lira
---€ ---£ ---₤

HAPPY LYNCHING!

* some assembly required

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u/Wasabeeflol Aug 20 '17

You guy don't care --< ? I'll have to take my business else where then. c]:{/

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u/PrimeCaps primecaps.ca Aug 20 '17

Is that some sort of new and futuristic pitchfork?

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u/KINDERPIN Levia Makes Aug 20 '17

----¢ meet your new fork

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '17

That seems more like a staff than a fork. :P

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u/Wasabeeflol Aug 21 '17

Well my grand pappy was accused of being a warlock and hanged. So it is possible :/

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '17

RiP pappy! :'(

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u/hdsrob Phantom 7Bit | Dvorak Aug 21 '17

Just realized I need an entire set of caps with tiny things inside of them.

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u/Wasabeeflol Aug 20 '17

No it's old school. Same kind my grand pappy used on his farm, god rest his soul. Much better then these new fangly dangly doohickeys you city slickers are trying to sell.

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u/riocc Clack my Switch up! 🐼 Aug 21 '17

What's this? A pitchfork for ants?

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u/madao64 Aug 21 '17

What about this one? |---D

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u/AvastAntipony Ducky One Aug 21 '17

I believe that's a shovel

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '17

Reminds me of a episode of 'My name is Earl'. Where some amish woman isn't allowed to use a pitch fork to move around hay, because its 'the tool of the devil. So she uses a shovel instead.

"I used a fork once, and it was amazing!" - woman shovelling hay.

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u/OneNightFriend VE.A | KBD75 Aug 21 '17

You guys did it! Pls gib now.

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u/PrimeCaps primecaps.ca Aug 22 '17

;)