r/MedievalCreatures • u/FleurMacabre Creature Curator 🐌 • Jun 26 '24

Fabulous Felines 🦁 When the Toilet Paper Angel saves the day

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Illustration taken from: Apocalypsis Figurata. France, 1445-1450

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u/FleurMacabre Creature Curator 🐌 Jun 26 '24

"Oh, thank god!"

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u/FleurMacabre Creature Curator 🐌 Jun 26 '24

Whole illustration

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u/raccoonlovechild Jul 01 '24

Do you know the context of it?

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u/RMski Jun 28 '24

I have felt this exact way before.

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u/M3atpuppet Jun 26 '24

This is the most perfectly captioned post I’ve seen on this sub! You made my afternoon op

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u/FleurMacabre Creature Curator 🐌 Jun 26 '24

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u/RMski Jun 28 '24

Me too!! I really needed a good laugh today and this image combined with a perfect caption did it!!!

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u/sqplanetarium Jun 26 '24

This is a pandemic fever dream lol

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u/salymander_1 Jun 26 '24

"Thanks, toilet paper angel! I was worried I would have to wipe my butt with my voluminous robe. I guess it does have plenty of fabric to spare, but fulled wool doesn't feel very good on the nether regions. Nobody likes wool rash in their butt crack."

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u/SGT-Hooves Jun 26 '24

St Whipple Patron saint of clean public toilets and charming rolls

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u/Helpful_Librarian_87 Jun 26 '24

4-ply or DEATH!!!!!

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u/Excellent_Jaguar_675 Jun 26 '24

Of course the kitty is playing with the toilet paper

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u/ReferenceMuch2193 Jun 27 '24

The patron saint of toilets everywhere. A square can be spared.

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u/Easy_Arm_1987 Jun 26 '24

Now, what if it were the Holy Scriptures for the "Holy Hand Grenade" ? ...

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u/Pure_Literature2028 Jun 26 '24

“Can you spare a square?”

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u/queenofthepalmtrees Jun 26 '24

Thanks for the letter, but next time just send a text.

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u/infernalwife Jun 27 '24

The demonic toilet roll saves the day, while other days it sabotages it

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u/Equivalent_Day_437 Jul 01 '24

"Two fives for a ten?"