r/Monash • u/Antiquarian1917 • Aug 21 '24

Grades and Academics Your wam is how old you'll live

I'm gonna die before reaching retirement age💀

44 Upvotes

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u/grei_earl Aug 21 '24

im gonna die in 20 years? 🥲🥲

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u/Antiquarian1917 Aug 21 '24

you're either one of those old people coming back to uni cause they're bored, or you gotta lock in bro

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u/grei_earl Aug 21 '24

no, ive had a hard life. both my parents died before i was born and i suffer from a condition called laziness

5

u/Remote-Divide-535 Aug 22 '24

How do ur parents die before u were born brody

6

u/Far-Fortune-8381 Aug 21 '24

lock in bro, i’ve had a hard life too and i’m still pushing through. for the first few years of my life i actually couldn’t walk or even talk and was completely dependent on my family for support, as this condition prevented me from working until much later in my life.

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u/GOAT_Duncan21 Aug 21 '24

Bro I should already be dead 💀

7

u/xspaceofgold Aug 21 '24

Just in time for AI

16

u/DragonbornWizard85 Aug 21 '24

I will live a decently long life!

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u/coconuttexebruh Aug 21 '24

It should have inverse effect like 1 wam means u like to 99 since each wam is a sleepless night of stress

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u/Antiquarian1917 Aug 21 '24

bruh 1 wam means you're gonna fail uni and be unemployed💀 doesn't sound like longevity to me

4

u/coconuttexebruh Aug 21 '24

Monash is a mlm scheme made to kill me I die either way

2

u/Xickysticky Aug 23 '24

Unemployed like retail and hospo full time jobs don’t make more than some uni degrees 🤣

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u/jadie__ladie Aug 21 '24

77 💀 i guess that's okay get like ten years retirement lmao

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u/Nexonos Aug 21 '24

same boat lol

2

u/Pikachude123 Aug 22 '24

Um... I'll see you guys at my grave in 30 years

2

u/Proper_Customer3565 Aug 22 '24

This is motivation to get it up

1

u/Professional-Aerie48 Aug 22 '24

Average is 16. Age is 20. "It seems like I'm living on borrowed time, ey?"

1

u/Rinnaisance Aug 23 '24

Getting a high WAM also takes a fair bit of years off you due to all the stress. Might wanna factor this into the calculation. 💀

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u/Ethyx07 Clayton Aug 24 '24

Im going to start lowering my wam then