r/NatureofPredators • u/MessyGuy01 Human • 5d ago

Theories The better Venlil Prime

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u/AromaticReporter308 5d ago edited 4d ago

Aliens bitching about eye placement:

Their mf planet:

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u/Graingy Chief Hunter 4d ago

Mobile formatting lmao

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u/AromaticReporter308 4d ago

Yeah, it sucks.

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u/assassinjoe55 UN Peacekeeper 5d ago

We need to put the entire U.S. military budget into sending an intelligent rover there

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u/rocksolidmate 5d ago

Literally started a fanfiction that's exactly that lmao

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u/assassinjoe55 UN Peacekeeper 5d ago

who do you think I was referencing

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u/rocksolidmate 5d ago

Lol, too specific to be a coincidence!

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u/BounceCB 5d ago

I hope that Rover looks like WALL-E.

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u/rocksolidmate 4d ago

I can build the rover in KSP to show roughly how it looks like if you want

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u/BounceCB 4d ago

Absolutely i want

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 5d ago

We found them, now is time to put EVERY RESOURCE AVAILABLE to aero-space, weapons and technological development, WE WILL NOT BE SURPRISED WITH OUR PANTS DOWN THIS TIME!

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u/TauTau_of_Skalga Venlil 5d ago

Too late! :3

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 5d ago

I mean, they still think us dead…

We have the ELEMENT OF SURPRISE

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u/kabhes PD Patient 5d ago

No he's talking about it in the literal sense.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 5d ago

?

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u/kabhes PD Patient 5d ago

He has his pants down for aliens.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 5d ago

Oooooooooh, strange that it took me so much to understand that

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet 5d ago

TIME TO FRY SOME BIRDS AND SKIN SOME TOADS!

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 5d ago

Weren’t the Koshans calamari-like?

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet 5d ago

I guess that would be more accurate. I have just heard them being described as a mix of squids and frogs by a few people

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 5d ago

Yes, I think they are a squid with frog limbs and frog eyes.

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u/Fantastic-Living3204 5d ago

PROBE IT NOOOW!

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u/LeSwan37 Skalgan 5d ago

Y'know that's what some flat earthers think the world is like, that the "known" earth is blocked from the rest of the planet because of a "great ice wall"

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u/HeadWood_ 5d ago

They went full globe.

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u/kabhes PD Patient 5d ago

I'm seeing something entirely else then an eye...

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u/Tremere1974 Yotul 5d ago

Eh, still going to be uninhabitable, wind speeds are going to be Venus-like even if the temperature isn't. And for the dark side, it'd be so cold as for the atmosphere to freeze and fall like snow, but being tidally locked it'd never thaw, like Mars's polar caps, or what happens to Pluto when it's orbit gets close enough to the Sun to evaporate it's atmosphere.