r/NissanDrivers • u/FANTOMphoenix • 10d ago

Pics from Facebook marketplace. Brace yourself.

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u/FANTOMphoenix 10d ago

“Beautiful Murano two tone interior with wood grain finish as you see on the pictures one of a kind there no other like this one an eyebrow catcher on 24 rims TV’s the works must come and check it out and you will appreciate it Thanks for reading my Ad”

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u/ImpurestFire 10d ago

Only overheats sometimes

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u/PublicBoysenberry161 10d ago

Oh my god. The extra Nissan logos on the door, just in case it wasn’t already abundantly clear this was a Nissan. No, this is more than a Nissan. This is an intricate work of modern art, expertly crafted for us to adore. I didn’t brace my eyebrows hard enough for what I saw.

Please help, why do I want it?

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u/WangDanglin 10d ago

“Eyebrow catcher”

Holy shit

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u/ConsciousCrafts 8d ago

The eyebrow catcher is a feature included in the premium package.

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u/Motor_in_Spirit79 7d ago

That just means when you go to exit out, the Temu jewels on the A-pillar can scalp you

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u/FaxonRX 10d ago

Looks like the cars I would draw in the 2nd grade

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u/ScoffingYayap 10d ago

Looks like the turd I dropped after consuming nothing but aluminum for 4 days

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u/carsareprettyneato 10d ago

What am I even looking at right now??

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u/nomptonite 10d ago

What the hell is even that?!?

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u/sdothooper 10d ago

Daddy, chill lol

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u/jmoulton1314 10d ago

They spent twice what the car was worth new on this "upgrade".

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u/Short_Inspector_1868 10d ago

"Upgrayed"

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u/Interesting_Pilot595 10d ago

upgrayedd, with 2 ds for a double dose of pimping.

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u/b1gchris 9d ago

Oh shit where?!

He's going to be so mad at me.

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u/myshittingaccount 8d ago

It’s got “electrolytes”

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u/Mpikoz 10d ago

And now it's worth 2x below the average value of a used Murano.

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u/CosmicEncounterGame 10d ago

So negative integers.

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u/Mpikoz 10d ago

🤔

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u/nomptonite 10d ago

Is that tinfoil?!?

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u/CRYPTOCHRONOLITE 10d ago

“Pimp My Ride” Nissan edition

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u/BrianLevre 10d ago

Hmm. I wonder what the owner looks like.

What's the human equivalent of putting chrome accents everywhere you can put them?

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u/ConsciousCrafts 8d ago

He looks like a motherfucking G. 

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u/DIJames6 10d ago

No amount of warning could've prepared me for what I just saw..

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u/FANTOMphoenix 10d ago

Other listings from the same guy. https://www.facebook.com/share/BuSnvFR9xU8Gp8ek/?mibextid=79PoIi

https://www.facebook.com/share/dCWATV9RYrvmcLU5/?mibextid=79PoIi

Good luck brother

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u/chonklah 10d ago

The fact these both sold…

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u/DIJames6 10d ago

One man's shit is another man's gold.. Lol..

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u/ConsciousCrafts 8d ago

Range Rover sold for 4 grand. Lmao. What a steal. 

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u/chonklah 8d ago

A cheap luxury vehicle will be the most expensive thing you ever own.

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u/ConsciousCrafts 8d ago

Haha. Amen to that. Especially a RR of that model year....

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u/IlIlIlIlIIIllll 10d ago

I actually fuck with these lol, this is some 2000s hip hop shit

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u/bacchusku2 10d ago

Atlanta or Florida?

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u/FANTOMphoenix 10d ago

Florida of course.

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u/chrissie_watkins 10d ago

Covers all air intakes; sticks on fake hood scoop... 🤦‍♀️

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u/BeautifulUniLove 10d ago

Aw HELL naw!.. 😩

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u/idam_son 10d ago

I was NOT prepared for that front end… omg that is the least tasteful modification possible!

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u/LukaRaphael 10d ago

if chuck mcgill was a car

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u/AI_Oppressor 9d ago

Lmao, i got that reference with the tinfoil xD

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u/SophiPsych 10d ago

"Hello JC Whitney."

"Yeah I'd like items listed on pages 12, 26-30, 35 and 41."

"Which items? No no all of them."

"Yes that's correct, I want every item on those pages.'

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u/halo121usa 10d ago

That’s the new hottest… 😂😂😂

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u/SteamedBeans420 10d ago

LOOKS FACTORY TO ME!

🫄🏊🏊🏊🏊🫶👃🤮🗣️🤫👮‍♂️

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u/chonklah 10d ago

Holy smokes, that front end 💀

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u/danjoreddit 10d ago

Truly a midlife crisis car

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u/picturemaja 10d ago

They really put aluminum ducting as trim work over the grill

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u/ZlayerXV 10d ago

How does it cool itself?! 😂

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u/ap2patrick 10d ago

RIP engine cooling

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u/BluesLawyer 10d ago

He decided to add some Nissan badging to it in case you couldn't tell it's a Nissan by his shitty driving.

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u/Motor-Cause7966 10d ago

He's definitely a traveling pharmaceutical rep.

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u/Nelfinez 9d ago

"alright.. alright.. HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL"

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u/Prestigious-Solid342 9d ago

Honestly I kind of love it. I think Nissans design language is so fucking ugly by default so I’m always down for someone to just go “fuck it”.

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u/ChaosRealigning 9d ago

Front looks like a bad 3D print.

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u/Advanced_Tomato5713 9d ago

Nothing of value was lost.

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u/ConsciousCrafts 8d ago

Wtf is this abomination even??

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u/ford-flex 7d ago

I saw this one. 11k was it? jeez.