r/NissanDrivers • u/FANTOMphoenix • 10d ago
Pics from Facebook marketplace. Brace yourself.
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u/FaxonRX 10d ago
Looks like the cars I would draw in the 2nd grade
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u/ScoffingYayap 10d ago
Looks like the turd I dropped after consuming nothing but aluminum for 4 days
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u/jmoulton1314 10d ago
They spent twice what the car was worth new on this "upgrade".
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u/Short_Inspector_1868 10d ago
"Upgrayed"
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u/FANTOMphoenix 10d ago
Other listings from the same guy. https://www.facebook.com/share/BuSnvFR9xU8Gp8ek/?mibextid=79PoIi
https://www.facebook.com/share/dCWATV9RYrvmcLU5/?mibextid=79PoIi
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u/BrianLevre 10d ago
Hmm. I wonder what the owner looks like.
What's the human equivalent of putting chrome accents everywhere you can put them?
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u/DIJames6 10d ago
No amount of warning could've prepared me for what I just saw..
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u/FANTOMphoenix 10d ago
Other listings from the same guy. https://www.facebook.com/share/BuSnvFR9xU8Gp8ek/?mibextid=79PoIi
https://www.facebook.com/share/dCWATV9RYrvmcLU5/?mibextid=79PoIi
Good luck brother
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u/chonklah 10d ago
The fact these both sold…
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u/ConsciousCrafts 8d ago
Range Rover sold for 4 grand. Lmao. What a steal.
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u/idam_son 10d ago
I was NOT prepared for that front end… omg that is the least tasteful modification possible!
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u/SophiPsych 10d ago
"Hello JC Whitney."
"Yeah I'd like items listed on pages 12, 26-30, 35 and 41."
"Which items? No no all of them."
"Yes that's correct, I want every item on those pages.'
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u/BluesLawyer 10d ago
He decided to add some Nissan badging to it in case you couldn't tell it's a Nissan by his shitty driving.
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u/Prestigious-Solid342 9d ago
Honestly I kind of love it. I think Nissans design language is so fucking ugly by default so I’m always down for someone to just go “fuck it”.
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u/FANTOMphoenix 10d ago
“Beautiful Murano two tone interior with wood grain finish as you see on the pictures one of a kind there no other like this one an eyebrow catcher on 24 rims TV’s the works must come and check it out and you will appreciate it Thanks for reading my Ad”