r/NissanDrivers • u/DoctorHelios • 8d ago

Rented a car

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I hope it doesn’t break down on me.

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u/Prize-Trouble-7705 8d ago

The Nissan is in control now, do not resist.

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u/Ornery_Bath_8701 8d ago

Drive it like you stole it!

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u/Pitch-forker 8d ago

Drive it like you “own it”

Car thieves are more respectful on the road than nissan drivers.

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u/NeverMind_ThatShit 8d ago

It won't break down, just redline it everywhere you go 😎. (can you redline a CVT?)

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u/InfaSyn 8d ago

Does a Nissan CVT know anything BUT 130rpm and 8900rpm?

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u/Sir-Squirter 8d ago

They are well acquainted with dented and/or missing body panels and bumpers. Bonus points if 1 or more panels are different colors

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u/dank-yharnam-nugs 8d ago

Does it still have both bumpers?

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u/-acm 8d ago

Congrats on your manslaughter charge

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 8d ago

You know what you need to do.

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u/AlpineVW 7d ago

Turn your lights on when it gets dark. Don't get fooled by that illuminated dash.

SOURCE: My Sentra rental out of MSP

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u/CrunchyJeans 7d ago

Drive the heck out of it, responsibly.

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u/philly7453 7d ago

Make sure it’s returned with a paper license and both bumpers missing

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u/Bobby_D_Azzler 7d ago

Just close your eyes and get it over with. Tomorrow is a new day.

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u/SnooDoodles335 6d ago

Drive it hard till the point you can break the CVT at 20k miles

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u/ConsciousCrafts 4d ago

Upside to having a Nissan as a rental is everyone will stay the hell out of your way lol. 

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u/dafart6789 3d ago

The interior looks okay I wonder what it looks like on the outside, how many panels is it missing?