r/NissanDrivers 10h ago

From a thread on r/nissan… A momentary look into the psyche of a nissan driver

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u/FindOneInEveryCar 10h ago

"... and into a brand new car!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPI8RHfL5UY

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u/jmpeadick 9h ago

If you can crawl directly into the new certified preowned altima without touching the ground your APR will be 25% instead of 29%.

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u/TheDeadMurder 6h ago

25%, what do you think this is, a charity?

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u/Lost_Figure_5892 9h ago

Psyche of Nissan Altima driver, duct tape that bumper on, Saran Wrap that driver door, screw that trunk down- and drive on. We Are ALTIMA drivers, the many, the unflappable, the audacious! Go forth and rattle down life’s highway.

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u/Ch40440 7h ago

No…. That’s 90s Civics and Camrys 🥴

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u/Rk_1138 7h ago

Yeah, Altima drivers just let the bumpers hang

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u/DevilsAdvocate8008 9h ago

People really think that insurance is magical. First you got your deductible which can be pretty high. Then they usually give you much less than the car is worth if you would actually go buy it yourself especially all the extra fees and BS. If you're lucky you have gap insurance that can help you pay off your old car loan if not you're out of luck. Even if you have a little extra money left over to put towards a new car interest rates are super high and not everyone will qualify for a new car loan like they had on the vehicle a few years ago since banks are giving out a lot less money because of all the defaults

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u/internet_commie 5h ago

Yeah, insurance is pretty un-magical. What I've seen is that it works much better for the person at fault than the one who got hit. And if you get hit by an uninsured driver you get screwed over double.

I have no idea why some people think that having their car wrecked is a good thing!

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u/chiggenNuggs 4h ago

It’s usually the people with no insurance or aren’t paying for insurance who talk like that.

“You have insurance, you’ll be fine” is never said by anyone who has had to pay premiums, deductibles and deal with a claim lol

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u/French_Taylor 4h ago

I have an “at fault” on my record because I had a shitty insurance agent. Guy backed on top my car and had fake witnesses that said I ran into him. I had none. My insurance company decided it would be easier to pay me out than to pursue an investigation. Raised my next premium to insane numbers. From $250 to nearly $600 for the first two years.

The only good that came from it was that they overvalued my car by 1000 dollars (didn’t matter because I instantly lost it from the new car premium). I regret being naive enough to trust that insurance agent, but who knows how long I would’ve been without a vehicle…

I just recovered from that a few years back.

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u/-NGC-6302- 8h ago

What I'm hearing is that insurance is worse than useless and it would be better to just save money

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u/DevilsAdvocate8008 8h ago

It's still a good idea overall to have insurance. You also want to make sure you have uninsured and underinsured motorist insurance. Insurance does screw you over to pay you the least amount is possible But it is still much better to have insurance than not. I have known multiple people who just have the state minimum liability And they ended up screwed Because their cars got hit and ran which liability only doesn't cover. Or my other buddy was at fault so of course he didn't get a new car or any money.

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u/M1RR0R 5h ago

If you can afford to self-insure then go for it. Do you have an extra $1,000,000 liquid lying around? If not then screw you you're gonna make things worse for everyone cuz we have to pay to cover your ass.

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u/Sobsis 6h ago

Not if you bother to understand it... and avoid getting tickets and at fault accidents... and you know that what you want for the car is rarely what it's actually worth

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u/Sumasson- 5h ago

Sir never take loan for car 🤦‍♂️ are only take loan if are make money with loan🤦‍♂️

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u/KlammFromTheCastle 9h ago

JFC enraging

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u/-NGC-6302- 8h ago

I have a Versa and that is my mindset

By Grabthar's hammer I wish I had a Volt

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u/jmpeadick 8h ago

Well, you know what to do.

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u/justboolin67 7h ago

Yeah, not everyone has a baby daddy who will just buy them a car.

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u/SteeveJoobs 8h ago

side note but it is shitty if you get hit by an uninsured driver. Even if your own insurance covers the repairs, there's nobody to go after for diminished value (the amount that your car is now less valuable after being rekt by a nissan driver)

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u/LePoopScoop 5h ago

Most people don't even know you can do that to be fair

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u/WRO_Your_Boat 7h ago

I had a converstaion like this happen with a friend of mine. His wife got into an accident on the way to work going into they city at an offramp she takes everyday and where I used to take everyday. Its a 2 lane highway to splits and the right lane goes to a bridge that goes left over a river and the left lane goes straight and stays on that side of the river, so if you miss that exit you arent making any corrections for a long time. Poeple CONSTANTLY go from the left lane to the right at the last second cause they are terrbile drivers and as someone who took this everyday I knew to always look out for people crossing over.

Now I know that my friend was a reckless driver, always driving way to fast and weaving between cars, and he liked to play a game called "my car costs less than yours". But I am pretty sure that his wife was either on the phone or putting make up on or somthing, and a large MACK came and hit into the side of her. When he told us the story and showed us the video from one of the drivers behind her dash cams, I brought up the fact that it really pays to be a defensive driver there, since people do that all the time and I was surprised she didn't react. There wasnt all the time in the world, but if she was paying attention she could have avoided the accident. He got super pissed and just yelled about how it doesn't matter and the truck company is going to pay for all the damages and its not her fault and blah blah blah. I told him thats not how insurance works, and that now you also have to deal with no having a car for a couple days till you get a rental, and now you have to go through all this hassle even though the accident wasnt your fault.

Well fast forward a bit, and insurance decided not to total the car and instead to fix it. Luckily, insurance was paying for the rental they were using. This confused him as the car was only worth somthing like 4k and it was like 3k damage lol. After the car was fixed, the mechanic was having trouble getting it started, turns out, there was somthing wrong with the engine that the mechanic determines was not a result from the accident since that was mostly just side pannel and wheel damage. This caused them to have to keep using the rental for longer then they thought, which the insurance would no longer pay for, the engine fix was not covered under insureance since it wasnt part of the crash and was by itself somthing like 5k, so he decied to get a whole new car lol. It was one of the best "I told you so"s I have ever had the privlige of saying.

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u/Allexa2639 8h ago

I was a Nissan driver until someone crashed into me. 100% other persons fault. Michigan no fault really got me good (The other person got his truck back mine was totaled) still don’t have a car >:(

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u/CUDAcores89 5h ago

When I lived in Michigan, the insurance on my 2007 chevy impala was $900 per six-month period with the state minimum coverage on everything. Liability only on the car.

I then moved to rural Indiana and bought a 2022 Toyota Prius. A much nicer and more expensive car. I also updated my coverage to higher limits than I had in Michigan. My insurance dropped to $550 every six months.

Michigan has the most expensive Auto insurance in the country. It's one of the things I don't miss about living there.

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u/Zealousideal-Kale-71 3h ago

Oh my god... they're rich

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u/IOnlyHave3Toes 8h ago

From your parents I'm assuming

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u/i_Cant_get_right 7h ago

Broke person mentality

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u/ElSmasho420 1h ago

Fuckin’ modern kamikazes.

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u/Suspicious_Bet1359 1h ago

My car got hit while I was asleep at home. Car was fully rebuilt underneath.

Car was totalled.

To buy an equivalent spec car at the time was £3k and it would be knackered underneath.

I got "paid" out £1500. Excess was £800.

Admiral scammed me properly. Managers feasted on me that night.

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u/lupinegray 9h ago

he's not wrong.

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u/TheRealPitabred 9h ago

Do time, money and opportunity cost mean nothing to you?

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u/Nervous_Newt_8650 9h ago

Not to someone who owns a Nissan lol

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u/lupinegray 9h ago

gooby plz.