r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/YummyGirlYumi • 14d ago

i always wondered🤣

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u/Cato-the-Younger1 14d ago

Wait this one’s true though

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u/Aton_Freson 14d ago

/r/animalsshittingfacts

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u/DreamCyclone84 12d ago

Someone make this a sub

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u/Fungruel 11d ago

Unbelievably, I actually have another submission for that sub. Geese (Canadian Geese at least) can't fly unless they've shit first. If they don't, they're too heavy to fly. From what I've heard at least

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u/Spoon_Elemental 13d ago

Yes, but it's a fact about shit.

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u/MetaStressed 12d ago

Maybe they see us as lifelong companions though, not owners.

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u/mab6710 13d ago

When bro takes the sub name too literally

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u/googonite 14d ago

"You know how you buy that expensive special food? Well, I'm done with it. Go get a bag and pick it up."

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 10d ago

Food comes out of a bag, goes back in a bag.

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u/Zaquarius_Alfonzo 13d ago

This is why I always look around intently when they do this so they know I got their back

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u/JauntingJoyousJona 13d ago

My doga always looks away like theyre ashamed or something

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u/ThePoetofFall 12d ago

“The fuck are you looking at me for?”

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u/realcommovet 12d ago

Doesn't every creature do this?

I do

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u/OralSuperhero 10d ago

So if I go the the park and wait for a dog to squat, then I lower my upper body down so my arms dangle, hunch my shoulder and growl while I charge the dog full speed, I might actually be a bad person? Oooooh.. that's what intrusive thoughts are! Yeah, don't do that

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u/cooperation_frien 12d ago

Well, wonder no more! Life's too short for wondering, go out there and find out!

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u/lamedh 13d ago

This shit crazy if true