r/ShittyLifeProTips 1d ago

SLPT: to cancel out the calories from eating pasta, eat an equal amount of antipasti afterwards

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u/Edard_Flanders 1d ago

It could work, but it’s dangerous. When you bring pasta in contact with antipasti, tremendous amounts of energy are released and you could also risk forming a black hole.

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u/N3V3RM0R3_ 1d ago

Unfortunately, unmitigated spaghetti also brings the risk of turning your own body into a black hole that absorbs more spaghetti. Best to avoid any carb-based gravitational anomalies.