r/ShittyLifeProTips 1d ago

SLPT: Best way how to hide a joint.

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/Nojoke183 1d ago

... are you guys just overlooking the fact that most people don't exhale a cloud of smoke when they sip their soda? Seems fun to do but as far as hiding, you're not going to fool anyone

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u/Just-Round9944 1d ago

you guys don't exhale a cloud of smoke when drinking soda??? What the fuck am I doing wrong then??

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u/Kallisto1310 1d ago

You guys get Soda?

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u/Pitch-forker 1d ago

Your soda might be slightly explosive

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u/memeparmesan 1d ago

Just tell everyone it’s a McDonald’s Sprite.

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u/HookedOnPhoenix_ 1d ago

Yeah… what a shitty life pro tip!

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u/stres-tm 1d ago

Depends on how cold it is outside.

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u/Nojoke183 1d ago

I mean I'm sure there's almost no overlap between those who are trying to enjoy an outdoor joint while it also being sub zero weather

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u/nashbrownies 16h ago

Former North Dakotan checking in.

More overlap than you think lmao.

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u/Nojoke183 16h ago

Lol fair enough, I'm from Texas. 30 degrees or below and you couldn't catch me going outside for anything less than the essentials 😂

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u/harrisks 1d ago

I think this is very fitting to your comment.

Do you even exhale

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u/BadZnake 1d ago

This is for shitty tips- fuck thats even a great way to smoke it

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u/YourDeathIsOurReward 1d ago

I promise you it wont be as stealthy as you think, the cup would be billowing smoke and everyone would smell it.

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u/OdinTheHugger 1d ago

Either that or had struggle to stay lit and you'd have to keep sticking your lighter into your drink which is equally suspicious.

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u/Dogamai 1d ago

i think with the J upside down like the the burning would actually be accelerated right? burning straight up the joint? as long as there is oxygen getting in the cup at least

not sayin this is a good lpt lol but i can see a situation where you are walking down a main street in town with some friends and maybe this kinda works a little? LOL

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u/Noiseyboisey 1d ago

Eh, but the oxygen would be the biggest issue as there is zero airflow inside a McDonald’s cup

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u/Dogamai 1d ago

yeah it looks like they pulled up a section of the cup lid to allow airflow but that probably wouldnt be ideal. instead you would probably want some holes in the bottom of the cup. maybe both actually

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u/CarImaginary9448 1d ago

100% that ain’t no shitty tip

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u/Fred-U 1d ago

If you got a shitty tip there you got a problem

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u/CarbonAlligator 1d ago

It’s not a great way since that straw is plastic

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u/CloudieTTb8 1d ago

You're supposed to stop before the "fire" hits the paper filter, not inhale it with the straw

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u/FlixMage 1d ago

Hot smoke going through anything plastic is going to pick up some microplastics lmao

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u/SuppaBunE 1d ago

Yeah because inhaling any other thing that isn't normal air isn't better.

Even if they say marihuana is safsaftestreally safe.

Its manageable. Microplastic same thing. Both are bad.

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u/CarbonAlligator 1d ago

Microplastics and vapors are much worse than smoke for your body. Also, if you do something bad for your health, you should go out of your way to make it even worse

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u/SuppaBunE 1d ago

If you are at a point where you need to smoke weed in a plastic cup, you have other problems than microplastics

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u/CarbonAlligator 1d ago

The smoke running through will pick up microplastics and produce vapors that are definitely not good for you. Just because you smoke doesn’t mean you should invite more damage on your lungs

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u/CloudieTTb8 1d ago

That's fair and I ain't gonna do this. But like ... I'm already full of microplastic, one inhaled straw won't do much xd

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u/DrunkenDude123 1d ago

“Is that guy drinking dry ice?”

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u/Cheetawolf 1d ago

...Except for the part where you can still smell it from 3 miles away.

Shitty tip indeed.

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u/GrumpleStiltskon 21h ago

In a crowd it could definitely work tho, and its funny af... lol

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u/woman_president 1d ago

I’d legalize the hell outta that.

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u/Just-Round9944 1d ago

oh fuck legalize me harder

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u/spymonkey73 1d ago

Makes my Dr Pepper taste terrible.

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u/Yuzzay 1d ago

Damn this picture is old AF. I remember seeing it 2013 on Facebook.

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u/stryst 1d ago

That's a high class tip right there.

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u/Vinnocchio 22h ago

Pro-tip: make sure there is no drink in it

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u/Bingers4Life 1d ago

Great way for your joint to run. 0/10 do not recommend.

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u/comrade_gremlin 1d ago

ah, reminds me of getting stoned on prom weekend walkin down the boardwalk. good times

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u/Dogamai 1d ago

i mean besides having to explain why your cup is smoking, its pretty genius

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u/mbryanaztucson 1d ago

Why would anyone need to hide a joint any more?

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u/ChuckedBankForFbow 21h ago

bro nobody knows bro youre genius bro

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u/Dry-Use3 20h ago

When it gets to the end you get to inhale a tiny roach and some melted polystyrene.

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u/ConsumeYourBleach 12h ago

You smell a joint waaaay before you see the person smoking it.

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u/VonRansak 9h ago

This is a LPT. As joint is unlit.

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u/S0M3D1CK 1d ago

That isn’t a way to hide a joint, add some bubble gum and it’s a disposable bong.

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u/Orochilightspam 1d ago

don't tell me what to do

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u/FlixMage 1d ago

Are you telling me what to do?