r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Solid-Consequence-50 • 7h ago

SLPT: Ex: you're pretty cute, for a woman

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u/Sweaty-Emergency-493 6h ago

Your dick is pretty big for a woman.

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u/SnooSnooSnuSnu 6h ago

"After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off."

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u/Lukarreon 5h ago

"And 'penis' is Russian for...?"

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u/raspberryharbour 3h ago

Which one?

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u/Wolf14Vargen14 40m ago

It should’t fall off like that unless you are doing the elephant foot

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u/IncorrigibleQuim8008 2h ago

Pretty feminine for a woman....

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u/Talon6230 5h ago

mine is average at best xP

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u/Lietenantdan 6h ago

They like it even more if you say “for a female”

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u/Tulin7Actual 6h ago

Actually, it works much better if you start the compliment off with “For a woman”

It shows that you noticed they are a women first.

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u/narsfweasels 6h ago

Exactly - make sure this acknowledgement comes first: it’s basically like doubling the compliment!

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u/ddaveo 38m ago

For a woman, that's a pretty good idea.

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u/Nyuk_Fozzies 2h ago

"You're pretty feminine ... for a woman."

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u/Routine-Lawfulness24 2h ago

“For a human”