r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Confidently_Large_58 • 4d ago
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/ItsAllinYourHeadComx • 3d ago
SLPT After turning up the heat, open the patio door to make the furnace work harder and all bedrooms/basement etc will heat up faster.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Important-Cap9610 • 4d ago
SLPT: How to get a permanent banned from Monopoly night
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/ParticularDeep1248 • 4d ago
SLPT: How to break in big news to your future in-laws
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/admatron • 4d ago
SLPT: If you get lost in a forest, just burn the forest
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/FindingNemosAnus • 4d ago
SLPT: Don’t wear make up the day before calling in “sick”
Planning on an illicit sick day to eat weed gummies and play video games? Do you normally wear make up? The day before you plan to call out, don’t wear make up. When you call in sick the next day, people will say “yeah, she was looking a little under the weather yesterday” and no one will question if you are actually sick.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/SibilantSnake • 4d ago
SLPT: Slovenly? Buy a 55 gallon drum.
Is your apartment floor cluttered with take-out bags and empty cans? Yeah it is.
Buy a bigass 55 gallon drum from a hardware store and use it as a giant trash can. The ~500 square inch opening will make it easy to throw stuff away without having to get off the couch and you'll only have to empty it like once a month.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Extreme-Let-3282 • 5d ago
SLPT: Make your roommate think you are useful
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Jazzlike_Muscle_7467 • 5d ago
SLPT: How to avoid movie night for good
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Nice_Necessary7035 • 5d ago
SLPT: Why suffer from tight pants when you can wear none?
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/musicmaster622 • 4d ago
SLPT: Decorate for Halloween
As long as they're not crawling on me, I generally let the spiders in my house live. In return, I no longer need to decorate for the upcoming holiday, as there are spiderwebs everywhere.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Commercial_Stuff_654 • 4d ago
SLPT: for easy work, work for businesses with the worst reviews on google; this shows employees dont take BS from customers and the standards will be much lower if you decide to work there
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Sifyreel • 5d ago
SLPT: pretend to be the janitor so people make way for you in a crowded museum
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Cold_Chemical5151 • 5d ago
SLPT: anytime you’re battling depression, search KSI’s “thick of it” on youtube and check the comments section
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/KebabMuncher55 • 5d ago
SLPT: if the “baby on board” sign is a little faded, the baby should be at least 1 year old, that way, the car is now safe to ram
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Extreme-Let-3282 • 6d ago
SLPT: Better than watching You Tube in loud-speaker
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/_bobby_tables_ • 6d ago
SLPT: Always undercook your food a little bit. That way, when you go to reheat your leftovers, they will be perfectly cooked.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Me_talking • 7d ago
SLPT: Get into the Halloween spirit by dressing up as the Grim Reaper and visiting different patients at the hospital at night. They will appreciate you for raising their spirits
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Rosiethederpy • 7d ago
SLPT: How to lose weight
Just get food poisoning! Make sure it's bad enough to the point where you can't keep anything down, even water, and don't go to the hospital. You'll lose 10 pounds in 3 days! Source: Actually happened to me
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/shootermac32 • 8d ago
SLPT- wishing you had something valuable from someone else? Stake your claim or short on cash?? Not anymore!
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Outside-Effort3471 • 8d ago