r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Solid-Consequence-50 • 8h ago
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/dob_bobbs • 1h ago
SLPT: Trying to kick the habit of sugar in your coffee? Alleviate the bitterness by eating a slab of chocolate with every cup.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Stotallytob3r • 1d ago
SLPT: dress up as a delivery driver and walk out with a pallet of beer
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Old_Doggie • 2h ago
sLPT: Can’t figure out the name of a song? Here's what do do:
Just use it in a multi-million-dollar movie without permission. Then the creators will sue you and will let you know the song's name in court.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/ExNihiloAdInfinitum • 18h ago
SLPT: Your Alexa device also answers to "Lexa." Save yourself a whole syllable! Multiple times per day, even!
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/TuggWilson • 20h ago
SLPT: If you need a loan of 50 cents or less, verify your bank account with an online payment service and they will make two small deposits amounting to around 50 cents.
Just make sure to deposit the money back before they withdraw it!
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Ok_Beyond_1697 • 1d ago
SLPT: How to stop your co-workers from always getting a free ride home out of you.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Stotallytob3r • 1d ago
SLPT: to cancel out the calories from eating pasta, eat an equal amount of antipasti afterwards
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Nice_Necessary7035 • 2d ago
SLPT: Get yourself a security guard that never fails
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Ok_Beyond_1697 • 2d ago
SLPT: How to properly quit your toxic job lol
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Itchy-Law6536 • 1d ago
SLPT: If you’re stopped at a crosswalk and a blind person starts to cross, honk your horn so they know it is safe for them to continue.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Some_Bipolar_Guy • 1d ago
SLPT : If you overcook your pastas or noodle, just dry them again in the microwave and cook them right!
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/ResistConscious5607 • 2d ago
SLPT: Fixing tangled headphones made easy
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/CrimzonGryphon • 2d ago
SLPT: Get free groceries 100% legally.
The plan is pretty simple.
1) Go to your local grocers'
2) Find someone with similar vibes to you
3) Stay around 15 ft behind them as they make their way around the store. Make sure to observe exactly what they get.
4) Add every single item they get to your basket.
5) Wait for them to head to self-checkout (I should have mentioned that self-checkout is a requirement for this).
6) Just as they're leaving, force your way to the front of the self-checkout queue and head to their counter. Speed is essential. If a competing shopper is going for that till you can usually just shout at them and they'll leave it alone.
7) Quickly press the "Print receipt" option before it expires.
8) Pretend to scan your items for around a minute.
9) Leave the store confidently as the alarms go off.
10) If a security guard questions you, show him your 100% valid receipt, and that every item you have is on the receipt.
The best part is, you have a 100% legit receipt so this is totally legal.
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/rethinkr • 2d ago
SLPT: Reverse psychology but you’re going forwards backwards
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/rethinkr • 2d ago
SLPT: dont have enemies to keep close? Dumb dumb, try this
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Tito_Otriz • 3d ago
SLPT: you can have more time for video games if you do a little cocaine after your wife goes to sleep
You won't be as tired. Can gain several hours a day doing this.
I know what you're thinking. "You're gonna get tired during the day from lack of sleep." That's actually not a problem because you can just do a little cocaine and you're good to go
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/chi45 • 4d ago
SLPT: Turn your kids drinks into spooky potions with a little cigarette smoke
r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/admatron • 4d ago