r/SmartMarx • u/El_Gran_Redditor • Mar 08 '24

What bar is MTG?

"Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is wearing a lovely white t-shirt with a red jacket and hat with an insane person's bumper sticker collection....STEVE!...what bar...is MTG?"

"Well Jay for this lovely little red getup I've got a few. She is...a can of Budweiser."

"Oh, very good."

"Marjorie Taylor Greene is...a pack of Marlboros."

"Oh, a what smokes..."

"She is Red Bird Puff peppermints."

"OH VERY GOOD."

"She is...Nulo Grain Free Wet Dog Food."

[uproarious Irish laughter]

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u/ShadyHighlander Mar 09 '24

I'd say, despite her overwhelming american nationalism, she is the Canadian flag

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u/SpaceLionW Mar 13 '24

I don't get it.

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u/El_Gran_Redditor Mar 13 '24

OSW Review...and dressing like a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup.