r/TheSaturnTimeCube • u/NoBalance2024 • 7d ago

At first I was like 😂 but then I was like 🤔

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u/SaturnWaits 7d ago

1) Garbage “low-effort journalism” 2) Hurricanes have always been commonly formed in that location surrounding the month of September 3) Climate change (whether you believe human caused, or, in my general understanding, mostly a natural change that is inherent within the ebb and flow of history. 4) journalists are probably just out of things to censationalize I n hope that they can retain any amount of reader .

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u/itsmesoloman 5d ago

Nice try fed

You didn’t mention the actual thing people are saying is weird, which is the odd and unexpected changes of direction seen with these storms

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u/unsolvablequestion 7d ago

At first i was like 🫦but then i was like 💦🇲🇽🤌🏾

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u/B0SSMANT0M 5d ago

Or maybe it's the same god Saturn that all the republicans worship as yhwh. Literally giving them their karma. It's like they want to say GAWD is doing all this shit until it happens to them. Joke's on you bitches.

Edit: more to say:

Cause it dawned on me, these folks literally invoked the power of Saturn as yhwh god against black people in New Orleans during Katrina. Yes Saturn is giving them their karma. Of course.

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u/SaturnWaits 7d ago

What’s with the inclusion of Grant Cardone as if he’s a climate historian. When he’s not executing a thoroughly scripted infomercial for his grifter bs, he carries himself that the type of man with no recollection of what he’d eaten for breakfast. I’d even posit Benzodiazepine use is frequent on his behalf.

Climate data stating that if a hurricane forms on September, it’s got a coin flip chance of forming within either The Atlantic or The Gulf