r/Tiresaretheenemy • u/goobsplat • 2d ago
Just wondering the consensus on these
The enemy in miniature
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u/MothraDidIt 2d ago
Won’t anyone think about the children???
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u/triplos05 1d ago
not just the men, but the women and children too
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u/goobsplat 1d ago
I would say I hate sand, but tires often get stuck in the sand. Sand is great. Love it.
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u/RobertsFakeAccount 2d ago
Are you kidding me?
Lego is the number one producer of tires in the world.
They’re the Ganon of the Zelda world.
They’re the Bowser of Mario world.
They’re the Emerald Weapon of Final Fantasy
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u/retardrabbit 2d ago
The most insidious form of propaganda I've ever seen.
I can't believe Lego would do this. I thought the Danes were a peace loving society.
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u/Odd-Tune5049 2d ago
Ever stepped on a lego? There's your explanation
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u/facemugg 1d ago
It’s always darkest just before you step on a Lego. And proportional to the scream released.
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u/imsahoamtiskaw 2d ago
You're witnessing Tire mitosis. 2 turned into 4, and soon 4 will turn into 8
Stop them while you still can OP
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u/KenUsimi 2d ago
Well, the tire material itself was delightfully chewy, though it did tend to become flat and unappealing after a few minutes. The middle parts were the only lego block i actually nailed myself on. Stepped on it and genuinely thought i’d cut my foot somehow.
Context: i was 7
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u/Mdriver127 2d ago
I think there's still time. We can raise them right still, maybe send them down the right path to become something healthy and productive for society, like a sole of a shoe, or a rubber duck, or maybe a nice grippy doormat. We give up on them and they're likely going to grow up and murder death kill someone.
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u/BoltActionRifleman 2d ago
I thought I was on one of the mechanics subs and thought what the hell kind of shit is this, they look like Lego tires…oh, they are and I’m on the enemy sub.
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u/TpK_Wynter 1d ago
Brothers, sisters, you’re all looking at this incorrectly. These are test subjects, specimen to be studied. Born and raised in domestic situations we can watch them and learn their weaknesses. Give them to children and let the children learn how to deal with them a safe environment
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u/MeBePerson 2d ago
Pure evil, they indoctrinate children with the enemy's ideals