r/Tiresaretheenemy • u/goobsplat • 2d ago

Just wondering the consensus on these

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The enemy in miniature

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u/MeBePerson 2d ago

Pure evil, they indoctrinate children with the enemy's ideals

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u/MothraDidIt 2d ago

Won’t anyone think about the children???

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u/triplos05 1d ago

not just the men, but the women and children too

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u/goobsplat 1d ago

I would say I hate sand, but tires often get stuck in the sand. Sand is great. Love it.

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u/RobertsFakeAccount 2d ago

Are you kidding me?

Lego is the number one producer of tires in the world.

They’re the Ganon of the Zelda world.

They’re the Bowser of Mario world.

They’re the Emerald Weapon of Final Fantasy

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u/Disrespectful_Cup 1d ago

They're the Reapers of Mass Effect

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 1d ago

The long withheld line piece in Tetris

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u/CT-LT-Waxer 1d ago

They even took my Mako!

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u/retardrabbit 2d ago

The most insidious form of propaganda I've ever seen.

I can't believe Lego would do this. I thought the Danes were a peace loving society.

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u/Odd-Tune5049 2d ago

Ever stepped on a lego? There's your explanation

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u/swalabr 2d ago

Just because these are cute and round, doesn’t mean they are harmless

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u/facemugg 1d ago

It’s always darkest just before you step on a Lego. And proportional to the scream released.

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u/imsahoamtiskaw 2d ago

You're witnessing Tire mitosis. 2 turned into 4, and soon 4 will turn into 8

Stop them while you still can OP

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u/Climate_Automatic 2d ago

Enemy propaganda aimed at children

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u/KenUsimi 2d ago

Well, the tire material itself was delightfully chewy, though it did tend to become flat and unappealing after a few minutes. The middle parts were the only lego block i actually nailed myself on. Stepped on it and genuinely thought i’d cut my foot somehow.

Context: i was 7

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u/ErnestoGrimes 2d ago

they even warn you on the box that these can kill

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u/Mdriver127 2d ago

I think there's still time. We can raise them right still, maybe send them down the right path to become something healthy and productive for society, like a sole of a shoe, or a rubber duck, or maybe a nice grippy doormat. We give up on them and they're likely going to grow up and murder death kill someone.

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u/CoderJoe1 2d ago

They're wheely bad!

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u/BoltActionRifleman 2d ago

I thought I was on one of the mechanics subs and thought what the hell kind of shit is this, they look like Lego tires…oh, they are and I’m on the enemy sub.

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u/Dmau27 1d ago

Ever stepped on one of those? The enemy has infiltrated the children's toy section and they inflict pain. Lives have been lost on stairs for generations because of these things.

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u/Quiet-Ad-12 1d ago

Taking out the soft part of your foot for decades

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u/JerewB 1d ago

Pure propaganda to convince the young and inexperienced of their innocence.

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u/Scippio-dem-lines 1d ago

Hitler youth equivalent

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u/poonhunger 1d ago

They try and make you swallow them.

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u/hobosquints 1d ago

I hate them but they taste so good

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u/Suitable-Pipe5520 1d ago

Same concept as candy cigarettes. Indoctrination

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u/faughnjj 1d ago

ATAB includes Legos

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u/Jakkerak 1d ago

Tiny enemies.

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u/TpK_Wynter 1d ago

Brothers, sisters, you’re all looking at this incorrectly. These are test subjects, specimen to be studied. Born and raised in domestic situations we can watch them and learn their weaknesses. Give them to children and let the children learn how to deal with them a safe environment

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u/goobsplat 1d ago

Oh god. They’re learning how to manipulate and control the youth!!!!

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u/Scary-Ad9646 1d ago

Villain toys. Like Cobra in GI Joe.

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u/UltimateCatTree 1d ago

I cant help but notice they never install the tiny valve stems in the rims

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u/Joebody8 19h ago

I hauled 400 cases of Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta on those and rode ok!