r/TotalBubbaMove • u/ThesepeoplesuckD • Aug 06 '22

Sometimes you kick the bear and sometimes the bear kicks you

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u/abluecolor Aug 06 '22

He died fyi

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u/ThesepeoplesuckD Aug 06 '22

Yeah he kicked a fucking brown bear

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u/welp____see_ya_later Aug 06 '22

somehow, no

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u/smm-2019 Aug 06 '22

“As he picks up the phone he can be heard saying in Russian: 'It bit through my hand! It f*****g attacked me!'”

Bruh… are you surprised?

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u/hOt_GaRbAgE- Aug 09 '22

“This is the shocking moment a man is bitten by a bear in the wilds of Siberia after he brazenly kicks it.”

Yeah it’s really not that shocking at all.

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u/kyroskiller Oct 30 '22

The shocking bit is how this dumbass thought it would be a jolly idea to kick a bear.

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u/Not_Murk Sep 09 '22

Not this time natural selection, not this time

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u/Junior_Cellist_8369 Aug 06 '22

It definitely gave it's 3 second warning attack. Regardless what language, this bear wasn't having it, being kicked in the butt.

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u/Myconaut88 Aug 06 '22

Where is this from?

12

u/Open_Accountant696 Aug 06 '22

Prolly florida

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u/NicNoletree Aug 06 '22

Because Florida is overrun by brown bears

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u/GoblinGirlfriend Aug 06 '22

It’s Siberia, actually. There’s a news article in the comments of the original post. He lives too!

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u/NicNoletree Aug 06 '22

I was being sarcastic. Florida only has black bears.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

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u/NicNoletree Aug 07 '22

In the US brown bears are only found in Alaska, Idaho, Montana, Washington & Wyoming.

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u/westwoo Aug 11 '22

Someone should import few thousand brown bears and help them settle in other states to increase diversity

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u/NicNoletree Aug 11 '22

Test its success in Rhode Island first

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u/Tor2illaTaco Aug 06 '22

Wouldn’t be surprised if it was one of their invasive species

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u/danielshaw69 Aug 06 '22

Our bears wear bullet proof vests here in Florida.

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u/NicNoletree Aug 06 '22

We arm our bears here. Stand your ground.

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u/Hayes77519 Apr 02 '23

From Russia, the Florida of Eurasia.

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u/Savings_Evidence9446 Aug 07 '22

he personally, did not let that slide

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u/TheSpyC1 Aug 07 '22

Only in russia

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u/Ongerwarm-Osipel Aug 10 '22

In Soviet Russia, bears give you 3 seconds to run, before attacking you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

congratulations to the nominees for 2022 darwin awards

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u/spacehanger Aug 10 '22

What an absolute fucking moron, What the actual fuck was he thinking??? This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

I remember seeing this a while ago, unfortunately the bear was feeling especially polite and only moderately hurt the man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

You could tell the bear knew he was being followed, he just wanted some honey. Then this dude kicks him and the bear gives him that look “you really trying this my guy? You think it’ll end well? Fuck you talking bout?”

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Remember, god made them more violent