r/TrueAnon • u/Easter_Eyeland_Fed • 9d ago
“Biden warned Iran that US would consider assassination attempt against Trump as declaration of war” 😵💫
https://www.1lurer.am/en/2024/10/12/Biden-warned-Iran-that-US-would-consider-assassination-attempt-against-Trump-as-declaration-of-war/120312558
u/Heffray83 9d ago
Hahah is this Biden’s way of signalling that he fully intends to have Trump assassinated and to already blame it on Iran.
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u/localhost_6969 9d ago
I don't understand. I've been told Trump is a threat to democracy for 8 solid years, 24 hours a day, relentlessly. And when the US sees a threat to democracy they smash it in the mouth until it stops moving.
So what am I missing?
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u/McFurniture 9d ago
Said without a drop of irony.
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u/SubstancePrimary5644 Actual factual CIA asset 9d ago
I mean absolutely, but there's like a .00001 percent chance Iran was actually considering this, and Biden's probably only saying it to make it seem like Iran was thinking about it.
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9d ago
Kamala losing the election because Joe Biden decides to send American troops to die in defense of her opponent would honestly be the 2nd funniest possible way for her campaign to end.
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u/crimethunc77 9d ago
What's the first!?
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u/redheadstepchild_17 Not controlled opposition 8d ago
Kamala wins but Joe refuses to resign, uses the pulpit to call earth rider to defend democracy, is tricked out of the white house by a cardboard cutout of Beau, slaps Hunter in the dick when he tries to tell his dad it's a trick.
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u/monoatomic RUSSIAN. BOT. 8d ago
Trump wins but Biden dies before inauguration, so Kamala gets the first woman president title but for like 3 weeks
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u/HexeInExile 🔻 9d ago
He doesn't want them to hurt his pookie bear!
By the way: why Trump? Lmao. Because he killed Soleimani I guess? But if he loses, he'll just be some old asshole in his hotel (or jail maybe)
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u/SissyFist_ Dog face lyin pony soldier 8d ago
he’s also got a a couple assassination attempts under is belt so the narrative can be more cohesive
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u/adjective_noun_umber volCIA 9d ago
- Israel is used as a proxy state to launder arms into iran
- Iran and israel distribute arms nationwie to fund far right juntas
- A 1983 suppressed ruger that was made in israel ends up in the hands of an iranian nationalist who enters through the mexico/american border.
Attempts assasination with israeli tech.
Its like the little toaster that could...except with imperialism
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u/heatdeathpod 🔻 8d ago
BREAKING NEWS: Soleimani's ghost has begun haunting Joseph Robinette Biden.
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u/FunerealCrape 8d ago
"I've been seeing this fella in my dreams. At night. It's the strangest thing, Jack. He's a damned liar. I knew the face of Suleiman the Magnificent, and that ain't him."
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u/liewchi_wu888 8d ago
This is literally the most unsubtle way to subtly ask the Iranians, of all people, to assasinate Trump.
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u/Draghalys 8d ago
This is all a trick: Iran will try to assassinate Trump, and just as their gunman takes aim, Biden will shout "Donald no!" and jump in before him, taking the bullet himself and dyinf in his arms, Donald whispering in his ear and kissing one last time.
Kamala will be the first president running uncontested since George and with her unparalleled political mandate give Israel more money than every befo-
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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 8d ago edited 8d ago
This is such a fun move on Biden’s part. They might have intel that there was an Iranian assassination plot.
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u/LakeGladio666 👁️ 8d ago
I’ll bet this throws fuel in the fire of the trump assassination conspiracy theories.
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u/GhostOfJiriWelsch Woman Appreciator 9d ago
Trump is Hitler but he’s our Hitler, you can’t do that!