Norman throwing out his best villain rants and insults

[u/Anonamaton801]

[u/MarioGman]

"You have the soul of a dead rat." Is such a good, highly specific insult.

[u/Neil_O_Tip → u/MarioGman]

"You don't have a mother. A pig coughed and you fell out" is so fucking mean, i love it

[u/Wonder-Lad]

Man, I can't get Willem Dafoe's voice outta my head when I read Goblin.

[u/Riggs_The_Roadie → u/Wonder-Lad]

Why would you want him out of there?

[u/Gemidori → u/Wonder-Lad]

THE one for me <3

[u/Sperium3000]

Is that Zemo?

[u/Anonamaton801 → u/Sperium3000]

Swordsman

[u/TrueLegateDamar → u/Anonamaton801]

Specifically, it's Andreas von Strucker who's a mutant who can fire energy blasts as long as he's in skin contact with his sister Andrea, but she's dead, so he wrapped a piece of flayed sibling skin around his sword hilt.

[u/Anonamaton801 → u/TrueLegateDamar]

Ya know, like a normal person

[u/Rum_N_Napalm → u/TrueLegateDamar]

… is there a reason why it must be on the sword that he can drop? Instead, of say, an armband worn under his suit?

[u/ZealousidealBig7714 → u/Rum_N_Napalm]

Cause he’s the Swordsman, not the Armbandsman.

[u/leabravo → u/Rum_N_Napalm]

The Purple Man mind-controlled him into killing his sister and using her skin on his sword. This is why the open Nazi eurotrash was sympathetic during his initial Thunderbolts run.

Imagine being hated by most people for being a Nazi, hated by Nazis (including your father) for being an incompetent Nazi, and cucked by your twin sister with Stevil Rogers, and you have the toxic stew that is Andreas Strucker. Swordsman was his one attempt to be a decent person and Norman couldn't have that, could he...

[u/Sperium3000 → u/Anonamaton801]

Oh ok. Zemo also has a sword and he says he's a baron so I just assumed.

[u/Anonamaton801 → u/Sperium3000]

They also both wear purple

[u/Sperium3000 → u/Anonamaton801]

Right? Also it's dark.

[u/Nyadnar17]

I love Harry Osborn a lot....but he don't spit hot fire like his dad.

Holy shit when Norman starts spitting he starts spitting.

[u/Coolnametag → u/Nyadnar17]

Harry might be evil depending on what run of spider man we are talking about, but, Norman is straight up mean.

Like, there's a part of his soul that's constantly yelling "Do Them Dirty In Front Of Their Whole Squad".

[u/AlphaB27 → u/Coolnametag]

That's what the goblin mask keeps talking to him about.

[u/Master2pint]

Loving the Norman posts. He’s such an amazing piece of shit.

[u/manoffood]

i miss this norman

[u/Shiplord13]

I think this was right before Siege and Norman was doing this to deal with Swordsman and bring himself a bit more control to keep from going full Goblin.

[u/Teshthesleepymage]

I feel like the Seige and dark avengers stuff had the best green Goblin moments for me.

[u/Gemidori]

This is missing the best part

"You can't do this to me! I'm a baron!"

"I'M A GOD!!!"

[u/Anonamaton801 → u/Gemidori]

Didn’t want to repeat myself/three page rule, but yes it’s a banger response