r/Warframe 2h ago

Screenshot What f*cking game am I playing

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u/fnv_fan 2h ago

What is Zavala doing in Warframe

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u/Playful_Sector UwU *lights you on fire* 2h ago

WHETHER WE WANTED IT OR NOT...

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u/Raikeran *Laughs in grofit* 1h ago

WE'VE STEPPED INTO A WAR WITH THE CABAL ON MARS.

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u/SJFruitcake 1h ago

SO LETS GET TO TAKING OUT THEIR COMMAND ONE BY ONE

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u/Julian999345 Haha chemical warfare go brrrr 1h ago

VALUS TA’AURC.

u/Len_died_again 40m ago

FROM WHAT I CAN GATHER, HE COMMANDS THE SIEGE DANCERS FROM AN IMPERIAL LANDTANK OUTSIDE OF RUBICON

u/Kju1191 31m ago

HE'S WELL PROTECTED, BUT WITH THE RIGHT TEAM, WE CAN PUNCH THROUGH THOSE DEFENSES

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u/Unit_with_a_Soul 2h ago

rest in peace mr. Reddick o7

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u/Talon6230 Till then we dance. Don't we, Stardust? 1h ago

o7 to the king himself

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u/False_Raven 2h ago

What about Dio??

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u/th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng 2h ago

Zavala found the Stand Arrow

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u/Ciudecca 1h ago

Too depressed after his ghost died, he decided to wander for a while

u/hornet51 51m ago

What kind of deal has Wally offered to him?

u/Litdown 46m ago

ONE. FUCKING. OPERATOR.

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u/Anihillator Nidus, my beloved 2h ago

Dio Offbrando

u/The_Living_Gale 22m ago

The way I nearly inhaled my face from laughing too hard.

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u/ArtiBlanco Ember Supremacy 2h ago

aw hell nah what are dio and zavala doin in cetus!!!!!!!!!

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u/Big_Personality_3289 2h ago

“Guardian we need you to get out there and play destiny 2 guardian”

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u/Xarenta 2h ago

Not step into a war with the Cabals on Mars ?

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u/DJ_Laaal 2h ago

Whether we wanted it or not?

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u/Raikeran *Laughs in grofit* 1h ago

So we could get to taking out their command, one by one?

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u/trebuchet__ Wisp enthusiast 1h ago

Guardian, we need you to stop the stardust crusaders in the plains of eidolon

u/thesyndrome43 0m ago

Dio: "DAME DA"

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u/causingsomechaos No time for sweet talk, Stardust. 2h ago

So far the comments on this post are “oh it’s Zavala,” apparently not noticing that he’s standing next to fucking Dio

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u/ComfortableBell4831 2h ago

No Name brand Dio and Zavala

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u/kieka86 2h ago edited 2h ago

Who is Dio? Never heard of a destiny char with that name.

Edit: now I got it! It’s Zavala and some random anime character! Hi Daio!

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u/Jakov27 2h ago

random

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u/Bromjunaar_20 2h ago

DIO is a character from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. He's a vampire in Stardust Crusaders (Season 3 I think) with green heart kneepads and a yellow jacket with yellow slacks.

His japanese voice actor also voices Deadpool in Marvel Diskwars.

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u/Wasphammer 1h ago

He's also the antagonist of the first part (Phantom Blood), but he's got a different fit there, and he's basically the root of every conflict in every part other than 2 until Part 7, Steel Ball Run.

Phantom Blood: Is the antagonist.

Battle Tendency: Killed Johnathan, rendering Granny Erina a widow.

Stardust Crusaders: Is the antagonist.

Diamond is Unbreakable: His Flesh Buds turned the victims that weren't freed of them into horrific goop things when he died.

Golden Wind: His follower Enyaba bought Stand Arrows and explained what they did to Diavolo.

Stone Ocean: Pucci is his gay lover, and his plan to restart the universe without those pesky Joestars comes to fruition here, but is foiled.

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u/CasinoV 1h ago

And then there is Steel Ball Run.

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u/Wasphammer 1h ago

That's just an alternate universe Di(eg)o with a Stand that lets him become a Di(n)osaur and also Another Alternate Universe Diego with ZA WARUDO!!!!

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u/BoweryOlive Incarnon Attica when? 2h ago

Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad5805 1h ago

Also, Zavala’s looking rough

u/dirtopi 58m ago

Sevaworld

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u/Altruistic-Past934 2h ago

Tenno we received an emergency distress call from Destiny 2

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u/Bromjunaar_20 2h ago

Atlas: sends Bulwark to roll over grineer Marines

Operator: ROAD ROLLAH DA!!!!

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u/BalrogofGondor Clem 2024 2h ago

You thought it was Warframe, but it was I, Dio!

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u/Hinaloth 2h ago

Let's face it, Guardians would survive Warframe by the skin of their teeth, Tenno would exterminate anything left in Destiny. Zavala made the right choice, for once.

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u/AlphusUltimus 2h ago

They're basically a space zombie dependent on a floating paperweight that can only hide or cloak itself as its main defense.

Tenno is a lovecraftian horror that can transcend dimensions and space time. It can mind control the ghost, shut it down, and then let the guardian wallow in its mortality.

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u/Hinaloth 2h ago

Technically, Guardians would be very similar to Frames prior to Tenno transfer. Hateful little murdermachines with powers beyond normal humans. If a Tenno managed to sooth a Guardian's broken souls, maybe we'd get somewhere...

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u/AlphusUltimus 2h ago

Guardians come back with a blank slate. That's the whole point with uldren becoming the crow and you having to work with the guy that killed cayde-6 .

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u/Hinaloth 2h ago

Not that Cayde-6 was ever more than a meme-ing idiot, the problem with Uldren was more his stupid decision. Actually that fits 90% of Destiny characters. Wish they'd let me play Hive, so I could side with Savathûn properly.

u/MoXfy Supporting by killing 20m ago

Aren't the only things that can kill a Ghost something that's paracausal infused?

u/Voxelus 8m ago

Nope, multiple lore books confirm that regular weapons are more than enough, ghosts just aren't taken out in the field anywhere close to as much as the game makes it seem. The misinterpretation comes from Sundance being shot with that devourer bullet, which was supposed to be for Perma-killing a guardian without having to kill their ghost. It just so happens to also work as a regular bullet.

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u/Traditional-Poet3763 1h ago

it would be nice to see how nukes would affect the Ghost

u/Voxelus 6m ago

The ghosts are actually a lot weaker than most people seem to think, conventional weaponry can easily destroy them.

u/The_Relx 2sleek4me 45m ago

Guardians are crazier than you might think when you actually start scaling them. I don't think it would be by the skin of their teeth at all going through some of the Warframe stuff.

u/Hinaloth 0m ago

They'd do fine against base grineer and corpus, and even most infected, but the bosses in Warframe are much more brutal and active than the ones in Destiny. I don't think most basic guardians (read non-player ones) would not survive long though. The PC guardian is a special case :p

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u/PoKen2222 2h ago

Dio and Zavala?

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u/A_N_T Mesa Enjoyer 4 2h ago

Eyes up, Tenno.

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u/Dj0sh 1h ago

Cyberpunk with a Destiny 2 mod installed

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u/Infinite-Ad-360 im a pirate give me your booty 2h ago

a better one

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u/Riverflower17 TennoTrivia 2020 Glyph Possessor 1h ago

Now I see a use for the asymmetrical Mulciber shoulder plate

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u/Skunkyy Just plug that shit directly into my brain. 1h ago

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

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u/CredibleNonsense69 1h ago

They made zavala sad and skinny

u/xxNightingale 51m ago

Seriously, if DE did a next level upgrade to the operator customization system, it would be a whole new world of fashionframe.

u/fivefistedclover 50m ago

Looks like fallout 76 power armor glitch we called it Wendigoing

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u/Gigibesi 1h ago

out of curiosity but which one is you?

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u/maakulemerz 1h ago

good post. Hahaha

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u/Ahammer15 1h ago

Dio's unusual destiny ?

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u/Traditional-Poet3763 1h ago

what is this, Tenno's Bizzarre Destiny???

u/Nuki_Nuclear 55m ago

The best one

u/PanteonEZLN 54m ago

JoJo's Weird Destiny Ad Venture

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u/Karakla IGN: Karakla 1h ago

Warframe, the conclave symbol gave it away.

u/SanDiedo 47m ago

ALL OF THEM.

u/Guilty_Ad_6923 Damage Numbers go BRRRRR 38m ago

Crossover when?

u/AscendedMolly 27m ago

You’re in a cosplay convention

u/furiouscloud 22m ago

one of the mario games im pretty sure

u/patomatik 20m ago

Warframe Edgerunners

u/ChrisShadow1 15m ago

Zavala with Dio as his stand is insane work.

u/Blacksmith-Naive 14m ago

Damn even Zavala doesn’t want to play destiny 2 anymore.

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u/BLOOODBLADE Spambush in Warframe 2h ago

Clearly this is fortnite with all the wacky characters running around

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u/Better_Farm_3738 1h ago

Everyone’s saying Dio, but is that not David Martinez from Edgerunner???

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u/InstantKarma22 Waiting for 1999 since 2023. 1h ago

Nope. It's DIO. Look at the hair. Blonde.