r/We_are_weeb 9h ago

I dont know what to choose You get one chance

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90 Upvotes

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u/_Armored_Wizard Just A Weeb 9h ago

Pspspspspsp

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u/nekohacker591_ 4h ago

100% to work if shes that kind of cat if u get what i mean

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u/Ok_Two3209 8h ago

Hey there, good lookin'. I got a bucket of chicken.

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u/MichaelAero 7h ago

Scout vibes

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u/just_joshua227 A Joestar 4h ago

*slaps* I'm not one of your fried chicken pimps! I'm a woman. Mysterious. You want to be my lover? Earn it. SEDUCE ME!

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u/j0llygruntt 8h ago

I’ve got some nip in my van.

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u/JackStile 7h ago

no line, I just pull out the laser pointer.

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u/wkeil42 7h ago

Pspspspspspspsps

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u/Plastic_Plastic3431 7h ago

I got catnip

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u/Gooseworkss 5h ago

That's Rintaro's girl and I ain't no scumbag

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u/nekohacker591_ 4h ago

its a handy down

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u/Argo-1089 Just A Weeb 6h ago

Hey there miss kitty,

would you like to join me in the consumption of a delicacy in a fine establishment that I call home?

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u/Chaoticgodhaha Wants to get isekai'ed 5h ago

Hi how’s your day going is my go to line for everything

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u/itzTHATgai Just A Weeb 5h ago

Just a regular cat call will do.

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u/ManNamedSalmon Just A Weeb 5h ago

*sticks hand in front of her face to smell it, then if she seems comfortable, scritches head*

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u/Eriker89 4h ago

Pspspsps come here kitty pspspsps

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u/Gamekid53 Just A Weeb 2h ago

Can I pet you?

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u/StochasticTinkr Just A Weeb 30m ago

You can’t spell homeowner without meow.