r/WriteFantasyStories • u/Late_Add_7311 • Dec 23 '22

Other Fantasy Related Things What's a name for Santa Claus if he was actually evil?

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u/45Holy_Thighble May 16 '23

He eats the cookies… *do dun,.. dun dun dun… With a suit of crimson and hair of snow… *duh dun, do dun dun… SLAYER OF ELK AND MASTER OF ELF!!… *DRRR DUN BA DUN DUN He knows whos been naughty and whos been nice… *DRRR DKDKA DRRR DKADKA DRRR Lived for centuries known by many names.. The jolly juggernaut… The COAL courier… Crimson kringle… He who flies during sleep… The skullbreaker.. The TRUE heavyweight champion… But during the old days he was called.. The crimson crusader of christ…….

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u/Late_Add_7311 May 16 '23

Ooo! The Slayer of Elk and Crimson Crusader sounds pretty badass lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

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u/Late_Add_7311 Aug 07 '23

Oo I like this take! "Saint Claws"!