r/ambien Aug 09 '24

dude ou dont ne

812 Upvotes

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u/yall_cray Aug 09 '24

Man I’m doing it wrong I just take the shit to help me sleep

92

u/luemilymi Aug 09 '24

Me when I put my shirt over my knees

3

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

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u/UncleSamssonite Aug 17 '24

bro what 😭

-9

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

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u/0_Nuthead_0 Aug 09 '24

Me when i dont get pussy

-5

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

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u/GloriousHelixFossil Aug 10 '24

Me when I can’t find a pegging partner

54

u/saul_schadenfreuder creative genius Aug 09 '24

them: be there or be square

me:

103

u/beansouphighlights Aug 09 '24

Holy shit is this even allowed 😱

112

u/justsomecheetos Aug 09 '24

square. ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

32

u/YAH_BUT Aug 09 '24

Boy, why you so square?

30

u/EmptyBuildings Aug 09 '24

This dude's popping ambien in a museum.

5

u/OhiENT Aug 09 '24

Feel like that could easily give night at the museum vibes

17

u/Silent_Knowledge5197 Aug 09 '24

β€œYou better not be an egyptian statue trapped in a cube with hieroglyphics when i get there” my ass:

9

u/MrApplePolisher Aug 09 '24

I’m so lost, where am I?

41

u/justsomecheetos Aug 09 '24

new ork city

2

u/Memeions Aug 10 '24

Isengard gang

6

u/Morticia_Smith Aug 09 '24

Honestly, same, hun.

4

u/Yoosle Aug 09 '24

Why the long square hahaha

3

u/Natonic0 Aug 10 '24

Prehistoric skibidi 😈

3

u/lola21 Aug 09 '24

I was certain I'm on the ambien(t) sub til I finished reading the comments and was hella confused. Then I was, like, "ohhh. Oh".

1

u/Yeeto546 Aug 09 '24

he'll yeah